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Aims - Apr 27, 2010 4:52:16 am PDT #17248 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Turns out they don't want to do any of that so current tenant will be out! The place won't be cleaned, but whatever. I would have done it anyway and I'll make sure that it is understood that I did it when I moved in. So the move is still on for Saturday. HURRAY!

AND AND AND!! I got an A- in a class I was only expecting a B in so YAY ON THAT TOO!!


Jessica - Apr 27, 2010 4:52:50 am PDT #17249 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Phew, Aims! That would have been a huge PITA.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2010 4:53:22 am PDT #17250 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

>Aims, seriously?? 5 days before you're supposed to move and they pull this? Ummmm. No. Not unless they want to pay for you and your family to live in a hotel for a week. And pay for the storage for your stuff. And pay for the fee for rescheduling movers at the last minute.

This. Either the woman who can't move out pays, or the real estate agent pays, but as you said, your lease starts on May 1, and unless the lease you signed allows for the previous tenant to stay through/past May 1, then she needs to get out and/or your real estate agent needs to figure out a fix, FAST.

t edit Wow -- you got satisfactory resolution on that faster than I can type! Woo!


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 4:53:45 am PDT #17251 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hunormous. If I make it through to June without an ulcer, I will be majorly surprised.


Calli - Apr 27, 2010 4:59:32 am PDT #17252 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations on the A- and on successfully dealing with the real estate agent, Aims. What a stress-fest the whole thing's been for you.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:01:03 am PDT #17253 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm getting so drunk after all of this over. Like puking, crying drunk.


Vortex - Apr 27, 2010 5:06:32 am PDT #17254 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The place won't be cleaned, but whatever.

You should ask for the realtor to give you the cleaning deposit, because can be damned sure that they are collecting it, and they shouldn't profit from her mistake and you have to do the cleaning.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:08:02 am PDT #17255 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If her lease is the same as mine, there isn't one - they are not allowed in Michigan. And landlords can't ding you for not cleaning at the end of the lease either.


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2010 5:10:24 am PDT #17256 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Aims, I am so glad that all worked out. I wish I lived closer. I would totally take you out to get drunk and drive you safely home.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:11:03 am PDT #17257 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll just come to Chicago. You and me and Brenda and whoever else is there.