Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Apr 27, 2010 4:59:32 am PDT #17252 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations on the A- and on successfully dealing with the real estate agent, Aims. What a stress-fest the whole thing's been for you.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:01:03 am PDT #17253 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm getting so drunk after all of this over. Like puking, crying drunk.


Vortex - Apr 27, 2010 5:06:32 am PDT #17254 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The place won't be cleaned, but whatever.

You should ask for the realtor to give you the cleaning deposit, because can be damned sure that they are collecting it, and they shouldn't profit from her mistake and you have to do the cleaning.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:08:02 am PDT #17255 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If her lease is the same as mine, there isn't one - they are not allowed in Michigan. And landlords can't ding you for not cleaning at the end of the lease either.


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2010 5:10:24 am PDT #17256 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Aims, I am so glad that all worked out. I wish I lived closer. I would totally take you out to get drunk and drive you safely home.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 5:11:03 am PDT #17257 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll just come to Chicago. You and me and Brenda and whoever else is there.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2010 5:11:57 am PDT #17258 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I'm glad you got that worked out, what a nightmare.


Vortex - Apr 27, 2010 5:12:17 am PDT #17259 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If her lease is the same as mine, there isn't one - they are not allowed in Michigan. And landlords can't ding you for not cleaning at the end of the lease either.

oh, okay then. That's fine. Here, they would try to yoke your security deposit for something like that.


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2010 5:14:12 am PDT #17260 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'll just come to Chicago. You and me and Brenda and whoever else is there.

You name the time, and I'm in! You can even stay with me if you don't mind staying a bit (*cough* 40 miles *cough*) out of the city.


billytea - Apr 27, 2010 5:21:13 am PDT #17261 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Our little boy had vaccinations today. It's a big one, three needles. He kicked his leg free on th first one and got scratched. Poor little man. He settled quickly after it was all done, but it was a lot more traumatic than his first few (for all of us - holding your screaming son down so a stranger can stab him multiple times does not leave one feeling like father of the year).