I feel you. My parents(either set, as well as with each other) did not make it look good very often. But I still would, with the right person. But I'm thirty-six and thinking it's not gonna happen.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Apr 09, 2010 10:02:53 am PDT #15361 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Laga - Apr 09, 2010 10:14:34 am PDT #15362 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The only person who was upset about our mutual name change was the groom's father. When we did it, it was pretty novel and most people said, "neat!".
lisah - Apr 09, 2010 10:16:04 am PDT #15363 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
You never know what's going to happen! I am proof.
I am keeping my name. It never really occured to do otherwise. I've had it for so long. And I have ny initials tattooed on my back. (or, as my 2 year old niece said last night I have "alphabet letters" on my back)
Shir - Apr 09, 2010 10:24:20 am PDT #15364 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And I have ny initials tattooed on my back
Getting ready for a birth mark a-la Dollhouse already?
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:36:17 am PDT #15365 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
so, I'm beta-ing an NC-17 slash fic for a friend of a friend, and just had to write the comment "you may want to use "butt plug" here, since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing."
I had to share.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 09, 2010 10:42:40 am PDT #15366 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
Just saying.
Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 10:47:14 am PDT #15367 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Shit I Didn't Say: Thank you for your email asking if your request could be implemented in the next release. As you'll see from the spreadsheet I spend hours on each week and email to everyone invited to the scheduling meeting you rarely attend, it has already been scheduled for that time.
But hey, why look at the spreadsheet when you can email me 15 times and cc my boss while I'm in another meeting?
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:55:56 am PDT #15368 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
I shall make that suggestion.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 10:56:57 am PDT #15369 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."
smonster - Apr 09, 2010 11:07:41 am PDT #15370 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Vortex, did you get your headphones?