so, I'm beta-ing an NC-17 slash fic for a friend of a friend, and just had to write the comment "you may want to use "butt plug" here, since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing."
I had to share.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:36:17 am PDT #15365 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Frankenbuddha - Apr 09, 2010 10:42:40 am PDT #15366 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
Just saying.
Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 10:47:14 am PDT #15367 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Shit I Didn't Say: Thank you for your email asking if your request could be implemented in the next release. As you'll see from the spreadsheet I spend hours on each week and email to everyone invited to the scheduling meeting you rarely attend, it has already been scheduled for that time.
But hey, why look at the spreadsheet when you can email me 15 times and cc my boss while I'm in another meeting?
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:55:56 am PDT #15368 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
I shall make that suggestion.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 10:56:57 am PDT #15369 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."
smonster - Apr 09, 2010 11:07:41 am PDT #15370 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Vortex, did you get your headphones?
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2010 11:23:39 am PDT #15371 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
I shall make that suggestion.
There are insertable dildo-like vibrators that would be undetectable under clothes. Unless you mean like a Spider-Man type spandex outfit, in which case pretty much anything is going to be detectable, and by the way, why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 11:27:28 am PDT #15372 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, yes, smonster, I did! I meant to say something and forgot.
There are insertable dildo-like vibrators that would be undetectable under clothes.
yes, but I felt that the use of "vibrator" would be distracting as the reader processed it. Butt plug is simpler. And some of them vibrate.
why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
maybe because Toby McGuire is asexual?
Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2010 11:28:59 am PDT #15373 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
Either a) he's hung like a spider or b) one of his superpowers is a retractable penis.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2010 11:37:09 am PDT #15374 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
I don't... wanna... think about superhero penises.