Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 09, 2010 10:14:34 am PDT #15362 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The only person who was upset about our mutual name change was the groom's father. When we did it, it was pretty novel and most people said, "neat!".


lisah - Apr 09, 2010 10:16:04 am PDT #15363 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

You never know what's going to happen! I am proof.

I am keeping my name. It never really occured to do otherwise. I've had it for so long. And I have ny initials tattooed on my back. (or, as my 2 year old niece said last night I have "alphabet letters" on my back)


Shir - Apr 09, 2010 10:24:20 am PDT #15364 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And I have ny initials tattooed on my back

Getting ready for a birth mark a-la Dollhouse already?


Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:36:17 am PDT #15365 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

so, I'm beta-ing an NC-17 slash fic for a friend of a friend, and just had to write the comment "you may want to use "butt plug" here, since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing."

I had to share.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 09, 2010 10:42:40 am PDT #15366 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

since vibrators are generally too large to be worn under clothing

Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.

Just saying.


Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 10:47:14 am PDT #15367 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Shit I Didn't Say: Thank you for your email asking if your request could be implemented in the next release. As you'll see from the spreadsheet I spend hours on each week and email to everyone invited to the scheduling meeting you rarely attend, it has already been scheduled for that time.

But hey, why look at the spreadsheet when you can email me 15 times and cc my boss while I'm in another meeting?


Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:55:56 am PDT #15368 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.

I shall make that suggestion.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 10:56:57 am PDT #15369 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."


smonster - Apr 09, 2010 11:07:41 am PDT #15370 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Vortex, did you get your headphones?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2010 11:23:39 am PDT #15371 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.

I shall make that suggestion.

There are insertable dildo-like vibrators that would be undetectable under clothes. Unless you mean like a Spider-Man type spandex outfit, in which case pretty much anything is going to be detectable, and by the way, why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?