Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
I shall make that suggestion.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
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Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 10:55:56 am PDT #15368 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 10:56:57 am PDT #15369 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."
smonster - Apr 09, 2010 11:07:41 am PDT #15370 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Vortex, did you get your headphones?
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2010 11:23:39 am PDT #15371 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ben-wa balls vibrate and can be worn under clothing.
I shall make that suggestion.
There are insertable dildo-like vibrators that would be undetectable under clothes. Unless you mean like a Spider-Man type spandex outfit, in which case pretty much anything is going to be detectable, and by the way, why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
Vortex - Apr 09, 2010 11:27:28 am PDT #15372 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, yes, smonster, I did! I meant to say something and forgot.
There are insertable dildo-like vibrators that would be undetectable under clothes.
yes, but I felt that the use of "vibrator" would be distracting as the reader processed it. Butt plug is simpler. And some of them vibrate.
why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
maybe because Toby McGuire is asexual?
Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2010 11:28:59 am PDT #15373 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
Either a) he's hung like a spider or b) one of his superpowers is a retractable penis.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2010 11:37:09 am PDT #15374 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
I don't... wanna... think about superhero penises.
meara - Apr 09, 2010 11:41:46 am PDT #15375 of 30000
Because the uniforms all have cups built in, so that the superheroes are also protected?
There are plenty of tiny vibrators! The bullet! ...I do not automatically think of large vibrators. But then, I suppose it would all depend on how the story read.
Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 12:22:04 pm PDT #15376 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."
It wouldn't be worth it given that boss lady was all @@ with him as well. And this is one of the reasons I love her.
I mean, the main reason I'm all, "If you want your shit done, show up to the meetings!" It's because I learned at her knee.
Toddson - Apr 09, 2010 12:39:44 pm PDT #15377 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Were we aware that slash had gone professional?