Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
There is somebody rapping in the alleyway. Badly.
I haven't gotten a reply to any email I sent my advisor in more than two weeks. And several of them have been specific questions that I know he can answer.
I did not do laundry today, even though I said I was going to.
Hil, can you FIRE your dang slacking advisor?
I just need to get through my dissertation writing and defense. There are some things that he needs to do for that, though, and I have no idea when he'll get to them.
GOOD LORD. And now, days after the sudden 45 second "I'm looking for something else" convo, I get a text from the girl saying "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I may have been abrupt and I'm sorry". Um, yeah, you were really fucking abrupt. WTF am I supposed to say in response to that? "Yeah, you need to work on your breakup skillz"??
meara, that's definitely ... odd.
Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.
Shirtless under the apron, and declaming epic Klingon poetry as he works. Yeah, I want a Worf wofe too.
ETA: Wow, P-C, that's certainly something, if anything you say, at all, is sinking in. It's been hard work, and a long road, but it sounds like you may be making a dent in the hard heads.
"Yeah, you need to work on your breakup skillz"??
Send that to her six months from now. For now, just ignore.
I need a wofe that cleans. I'm happy to cook (and even clean up the kitchen), but I'm starting to worry that the dustbunnies are going to attack me in my sleep.
Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes
Bah, Bah a black Sheep,
Have you a Wofe?
Yes merry have I,
Three Orange full,
One for the Master,
One for my Dame,
One for the Buffista
That lives down the lane...
In my opinion, most wofes are wofeully unappreciated.
Send that to her six months from now. For now, just ignore.
Sigh. Too late, I engaged. And said basically that. "My feelings weren't all that engaged, but yes, you need to work on your breakup skills for the next girl. WTF? Why text me now?"
And she was like "Guess"
And I said "No thanks, I don't care to play games" (because...seriously? Are you trying to blow me off and then a few days later get booty call me or something???)
And then "My breakup skills suck, I know. I've been wishing I could've been softer and really needed to apologize. Why now? took some time to get the understanding"
And then "No games intended, just wanted to clear the air. Take care"
Dude. Fuck the hell off.