Mal ,'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
meara, that's definitely ... odd.
Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.
Shirtless under the apron, and declaming epic Klingon poetry as he works. Yeah, I want a Worf wofe too.
ETA: Wow, P-C, that's certainly something, if anything you say, at all, is sinking in. It's been hard work, and a long road, but it sounds like you may be making a dent in the hard heads.
"Yeah, you need to work on your breakup skillz"??
Send that to her six months from now. For now, just ignore.
I need a wofe that cleans. I'm happy to cook (and even clean up the kitchen), but I'm starting to worry that the dustbunnies are going to attack me in my sleep.
Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes
Bah, Bah a black Sheep,
Have you a Wofe?
Yes merry have I,
Three Orange full,
One for the Master,
One for my Dame,
One for the Buffista
That lives down the lane...
In my opinion, most wofes are wofeully unappreciated.
Send that to her six months from now. For now, just ignore.
Sigh. Too late, I engaged. And said basically that. "My feelings weren't all that engaged, but yes, you need to work on your breakup skills for the next girl. WTF? Why text me now?"
And she was like "Guess"
And I said "No thanks, I don't care to play games" (because...seriously? Are you trying to blow me off and then a few days later get booty call me or something???)
And then "My breakup skills suck, I know. I've been wishing I could've been softer and really needed to apologize. Why now? took some time to get the understanding"
And then "No games intended, just wanted to clear the air. Take care"
Dude. Fuck the hell off.
There's no doubt that it contributed to the big bad wofe.
(ETA: not in response to meara's post.)
Apparently my kinks don't include hunky men in aprons.
Mine do. Dear me. Although, I would gladly cook if he'd clean and do laundry.
Ugh meara. I'm glad you're well clear of her, but ugh.
I'd happily be the wofe who cooks for some of the foamy woman in this group! Well, as long as I don't have to clean up. Just the cooking bit. With more practice, I could be pretty good! Not gourmet, but yummy.
ION- I had a thought. For my trip back to CA, if I have the time, follow Route 66! Apparently not as easy as it sounds, but historic, and possibly fun. Times like this, wish I had a partner to join in said caper. (see above wofe desire).