I need a wofe that cleans. I'm happy to cook (and even clean up the kitchen), but I'm starting to worry that the dustbunnies are going to attack me in my sleep.
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Mar 24, 2010 7:10:20 pm PDT #13881 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
DCJensen - Mar 24, 2010 7:16:15 pm PDT #13882 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes
Bah, Bah a black Sheep,
Have you a Wofe?
Yes merry have I,
Three Orange full,
One for the Master,
One for my Dame,
One for the Buffista
That lives down the lane...
DCJensen - Mar 24, 2010 7:18:41 pm PDT #13883 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
In my opinion, most wofes are wofeully unappreciated.
meara - Mar 24, 2010 7:19:38 pm PDT #13884 of 30000
Send that to her six months from now. For now, just ignore.
Sigh. Too late, I engaged. And said basically that. "My feelings weren't all that engaged, but yes, you need to work on your breakup skills for the next girl. WTF? Why text me now?"
And she was like "Guess"
And I said "No thanks, I don't care to play games" (because...seriously? Are you trying to blow me off and then a few days later get booty call me or something???)
And then "My breakup skills suck, I know. I've been wishing I could've been softer and really needed to apologize. Why now? took some time to get the understanding"
And then "No games intended, just wanted to clear the air. Take care"
Dude. Fuck the hell off.
DCJensen - Mar 24, 2010 7:20:18 pm PDT #13885 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
There's no doubt that it contributed to the big bad wofe.
(ETA: not in response to meara's post.)
ChiKat - Mar 24, 2010 7:48:11 pm PDT #13886 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Apparently my kinks don't include hunky men in aprons.
Mine do. Dear me. Although, I would gladly cook if he'd clean and do laundry.
Burrell - Mar 24, 2010 8:09:50 pm PDT #13887 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh meara. I'm glad you're well clear of her, but ugh.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 8:26:08 pm PDT #13888 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'd happily be the wofe who cooks for some of the foamy woman in this group! Well, as long as I don't have to clean up. Just the cooking bit. With more practice, I could be pretty good! Not gourmet, but yummy.
ION- I had a thought. For my trip back to CA, if I have the time, follow Route 66! Apparently not as easy as it sounds, but historic, and possibly fun. Times like this, wish I had a partner to join in said caper. (see above wofe desire).
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 9:01:10 pm PDT #13889 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oooh. Route 66 does sound like fun. I looked into driving it a few years ago, but never had the free time.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 9:02:01 pm PDT #13890 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oops. I saw the warning on the lid AFTER I ate a bunch. Apparently the tub o cookie dough says "Do not eat raw cookie dough" on it. If I die, I will have died with yummy in my tummy. Until it comes out in pain.