My sister believes that the ratio of f-bombs to regular English in my conversation is directly related to the amount of nicotine in my body.
Or, as Dennis Farina would put it, "They say the no fucking cigarettes is the fucking reason for the horrible fucking language."
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This is one place I'm calling on tomorrow. And I'm going over to my uncle's house and telling him that we're paying $450 a month until we move.
I'd be tempted to say to Uncle SOB that "some people" told you to mention his accounting methods to the IRS.
ION, why does the package of spaghetti I bought say "Whole Wheat Spaghetti Product" rather than just "Whole Wheat Spaghetti"? The only ingredient is whole wheat flour.
There's probably a federal standard for "spaghetti" that defines it as being made from white flour.
Do NOT let your Uncle be the reason you pick up a cigarette.
and the place you linked to looks better, for less dollars
{{sj}} I hope you get through tomorrow all right and you can get some relief on Monday.
Thanks, -t. TCG is home now, and I see a backrub in my future.
And I'm going over to my uncle's house and telling him that we're paying $450 a month until we move.
More than reasonable. And congrats on the week. Your uncle is not worth breaking that streak.
Good to hear that TCG is there to deliver the well deserved TLC.
Aims, your uncle is a giant jackass and deserves to get kicked in the balls.
ION - Dag. 5 year old girls cry at the drop of a Hannah Montana accessory, don't they? K is staying the night and her and Em will not go to sleep and are talking about one of the times K stayed over and accidentally kicked Em out of the bed and K is now SOBBING because she didn't mean to.
Good. Lord.