Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ye have smote him with many smites, indeed.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
This is one place I'm calling on tomorrow.
Is it because the agent's name is Stabbittystabbitysplorchsqueakynau?
Erin, you're undoubtedly the Five Time World Champ of the Odalisque.
Exxxcellent! I will remind the fiance that I am slounging, not being a lazy late sleeper, and that he should use me as a muse a la Renoir.
Aims, chew on ice. Or stab a voodoo doll. Or chew straws. Bite carrots that you pretend is your uncle (ass him sideways with a garden weasel, ya cheesesuckin' rectal rodent!)
I am possibly the worst role model for cig smokin' quittin' ever, but somethings that allows you to fiddle with your hands and bite shit up to vent is always best.
Um, stay away from oral play for a while, tho. It always ends in tears at this stage of the nic withdrawal...IMHO.
Morning all. Finally feeling well enough to post again. Hurrah!
Anyone got a good recipe for gluten-free bread? We're experimenting with the bread-maker, and getting reasonable results, but not delicious ones. We've been using spelt flour, rice flour and 'gluten-free flour', in various combinations.
sj, I do hope your neighbour calmed down. That sounds horrid.
Aims, what Erin said re your uncle. Definitely voodoo.
ya cheesesuckin' rectal rodent!
Awesome phrasing. And quite appropriate. Aims, I'm sorry you have to deal with family and housing stuff compressed into one jerkwad. The condo looks lovely--is it on a lake?
It is on a lake. Not one that I would ever swim in since it's totally gross, but the condo has a pool and it's nice to look at.
Thanks everyone for the mutual anger at my uncle. I finally got some sleep and have purged out Emeline's dresser and closet and the food cupboards in order to feel like I have some control over my environs.
Em and I are going out to my mom's this afternoon so I can vent my spleen with her. I know she's going to be furious, but it'll be nice to have the support.
Joe's not thrilled with the idea of going back to apartment living, but it's a means to an end. We do it for 2-5 more years and then house! Of our own! That is ours! Eventually, it'll be totally worth it.
At least that's what I keep telling myself to keep from just breaking down completely.
Joe's not thrilled with the idea of going back to apartment living, but it's a means to an end. We do it for 2-5 more years and then house! Of our own! That is ours! Eventually, it'll be totally worth it.
My friend A. and her husband are in exactly this same position, Aims. She's been stressing hard about it. Just, you know, so you know you're not alone. There are lots of good things about apartment living, I say as I glare at my still-broken-despite-paying-$$-to-fix-it refrigerator.