Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


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Aims - Mar 06, 2010 6:28:35 pm PST #12394 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ION - Dag. 5 year old girls cry at the drop of a Hannah Montana accessory, don't they? K is staying the night and her and Em will not go to sleep and are talking about one of the times K stayed over and accidentally kicked Em out of the bed and K is now SOBBING because she didn't mean to.

Good. Lord.


Tom Scola - Mar 06, 2010 6:42:21 pm PST #12395 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Lambretta Twist!


WindSparrow - Mar 06, 2010 7:05:51 pm PST #12396 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ye have smote him with many smites, indeed.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


WindSparrow - Mar 06, 2010 7:12:25 pm PST #12397 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

This is one place I'm calling on tomorrow.

Is it because the agent's name is Stabbittystabbitysplorchsqueakynau?


DCJensen - Mar 06, 2010 7:49:16 pm PST #12398 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Very cunning, Number One."

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Strix - Mar 06, 2010 9:10:46 pm PST #12399 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erin, you're undoubtedly the Five Time World Champ of the Odalisque.

Exxxcellent! I will remind the fiance that I am slounging, not being a lazy late sleeper, and that he should use me as a muse a la Renoir.

Aims, chew on ice. Or stab a voodoo doll. Or chew straws. Bite carrots that you pretend is your uncle (ass him sideways with a garden weasel, ya cheesesuckin' rectal rodent!)

I am possibly the worst role model for cig smokin' quittin' ever, but somethings that allows you to fiddle with your hands and bite shit up to vent is always best.

Um, stay away from oral play for a while, tho. It always ends in tears at this stage of the nic withdrawal...IMHO.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Mar 06, 2010 11:46:33 pm PST #12400 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Morning all. Finally feeling well enough to post again. Hurrah!

Anyone got a good recipe for gluten-free bread? We're experimenting with the bread-maker, and getting reasonable results, but not delicious ones. We've been using spelt flour, rice flour and 'gluten-free flour', in various combinations.

sj, I do hope your neighbour calmed down. That sounds horrid.

Aims, what Erin said re your uncle. Definitely voodoo.


Calli - Mar 07, 2010 3:27:16 am PST #12401 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

ya cheesesuckin' rectal rodent!

Awesome phrasing. And quite appropriate. Aims, I'm sorry you have to deal with family and housing stuff compressed into one jerkwad. The condo looks lovely--is it on a lake?


Aims - Mar 07, 2010 4:08:16 am PST #12402 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It is on a lake. Not one that I would ever swim in since it's totally gross, but the condo has a pool and it's nice to look at.


Aims - Mar 07, 2010 5:44:37 am PST #12403 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks everyone for the mutual anger at my uncle. I finally got some sleep and have purged out Emeline's dresser and closet and the food cupboards in order to feel like I have some control over my environs.

Em and I are going out to my mom's this afternoon so I can vent my spleen with her. I know she's going to be furious, but it'll be nice to have the support.

Joe's not thrilled with the idea of going back to apartment living, but it's a means to an end. We do it for 2-5 more years and then house! Of our own! That is ours! Eventually, it'll be totally worth it.

At least that's what I keep telling myself to keep from just breaking down completely.