Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 06, 2010 4:37:22 pm PST #12375 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

( continues...) don't come over here and treat me like I'm some deadbeat tenant who hasn't paid your fucking ass ON GODDAMN TIME every month for the past two years. You giant assreaming buttmunch.


sj - Mar 06, 2010 4:44:56 pm PST #12376 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aims, that sucks. I'm sorry you have to deal with that bullshit. As far as the cigarettes go, keep it going! You can do it!


Barb - Mar 06, 2010 4:45:03 pm PST #12377 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Salad shooter's too good for that cheeseweasel, Aims.

I'm thinking rusty chainsaw sans lube.


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2010 4:48:00 pm PST #12378 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm thinking rusty chainsaw sans lube.

Rusty chainsaw with saltwater lube.


Polter-Cow - Mar 06, 2010 4:48:46 pm PST #12379 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A mutant termite ringworm with rusty chainsaw arms.


DCJensen - Mar 06, 2010 4:50:13 pm PST #12380 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"With full pack."


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2010 4:51:08 pm PST #12381 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A mutant termite ringworm with rusty chainsaw arms.

That lays an egg that turns into one of those chestbursting Aliens - not one from the Alien movies, but the one from Mel Brooks's Spaceballs, that does a little song and dance after it bursts from your chest.


sj - Mar 06, 2010 4:51:46 pm PST #12382 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Will someone kick my ass and make me call my doctor on Monday? The pain is fully back now, whatever good effects I was getting from the steroids have completely warn off.


-t - Mar 06, 2010 5:04:55 pm PST #12383 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Infuriating, Aims. What an ass.

Good for you, making seven days!


NoiseDesign - Mar 06, 2010 5:07:40 pm PST #12384 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Aims your Uncle should have the steering column from a 1973 AMC Gremlin used to dredge his colon.

IJS.