Disturbing. Amusing in an uncomfortable way. I'd look askance at anyone who thought it was laugh-out-loud funny. Sending it to me, though; this is the kind of thing my ex-boyfriend would send me, just to share the weird. In fact, I think I"m going to email the link to him right now.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 10:28:23 am PST #12233 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Burrell - Mar 05, 2010 10:45:40 am PST #12234 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I don't know why it makes me sad that crazy old Orson Bean is a crazy right-winger, but it does.
Oh no. Now that makes me sad too. I went to school with his son, although for whatever reason his father NEVER came to visit the school so I haven't actually met him. But his son is a nice guy.
meara - Mar 05, 2010 11:07:07 am PST #12235 of 30000
This is a very Bitches topic--via a link from BetsyHP--definitions of "had sex", via a Kinsey sex survey. Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 11:10:59 am PST #12236 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!
...? What the hell do they think sex is, then?
Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 11:14:56 am PST #12237 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Not braining this morning afternoon. What's PIV?
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2010 11:16:23 am PST #12238 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Penis in Vagina.
Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 11:17:42 am PST #12239 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay, it wasn't that I can't brain, it's that the translation makes no damned sense.
Laga - Mar 05, 2010 11:19:16 am PST #12240 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Maybe 23% of men over 65 don't understand how to fill out surveys.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:38 am PST #12241 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
this...or they only count the ones they brag about.
Vortex - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:47 am PST #12242 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.