Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!
...? What the hell do they think sex is, then?
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
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Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 11:10:59 am PST #12236 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 11:14:56 am PST #12237 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Not braining this morning afternoon. What's PIV?
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2010 11:16:23 am PST #12238 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Penis in Vagina.
Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 11:17:42 am PST #12239 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay, it wasn't that I can't brain, it's that the translation makes no damned sense.
Laga - Mar 05, 2010 11:19:16 am PST #12240 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Maybe 23% of men over 65 don't understand how to fill out surveys.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:38 am PST #12241 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
this...or they only count the ones they brag about.
Vortex - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:47 am PST #12242 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.
meara - Mar 05, 2010 11:22:23 am PST #12243 of 30000
And 50% of them don't count anal. Which is a really large number. I start to wonder if a lot of them men over 65 were too freaked out by the surveyors and started just lying. "No, no, no sex!" I mean, sir, they weren't asking if you've HAD that, or if you WANT to, just if you would CONSIDER that sex...
erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 11:25:13 am PST #12244 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe, Meara...Jerry's dad did that on Seinfeld once(at the doctor, but)
Barb - Mar 05, 2010 11:27:15 am PST #12245 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
...? What the hell do they think sex is, then?
I started to say blowjobs, then realized that bjs are definitely in the "don't count" category for a lot of people.
The whole thing is stupid and I don't understand.