Not braining this morning afternoon. What's PIV?
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Penis in Vagina.
Okay, it wasn't that I can't brain, it's that the translation makes no damned sense.
Maybe 23% of men over 65 don't understand how to fill out surveys.
this...or they only count the ones they brag about.
How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.
And 50% of them don't count anal. Which is a really large number. I start to wonder if a lot of them men over 65 were too freaked out by the surveyors and started just lying. "No, no, no sex!" I mean, sir, they weren't asking if you've HAD that, or if you WANT to, just if you would CONSIDER that sex...
Maybe, Meara...Jerry's dad did that on Seinfeld once(at the doctor, but)
...? What the hell do they think sex is, then?
I started to say blowjobs, then realized that bjs are definitely in the "don't count" category for a lot of people.
The whole thing is stupid and I don't understand.
What in the world? No idea.
Speaking of sex...meara, your facebook link totally gave me the present for the SO's birthday. And not just because the footage of gameplay is apparently simultaneous masturbation.