Okay, it wasn't that I can't brain, it's that the translation makes no damned sense.
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 11:17:42 am PST #12239 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Laga - Mar 05, 2010 11:19:16 am PST #12240 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Maybe 23% of men over 65 don't understand how to fill out surveys.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:38 am PST #12241 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
this...or they only count the ones they brag about.
Vortex - Mar 05, 2010 11:20:47 am PST #12242 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.
meara - Mar 05, 2010 11:22:23 am PST #12243 of 30000
And 50% of them don't count anal. Which is a really large number. I start to wonder if a lot of them men over 65 were too freaked out by the surveyors and started just lying. "No, no, no sex!" I mean, sir, they weren't asking if you've HAD that, or if you WANT to, just if you would CONSIDER that sex...
erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 11:25:13 am PST #12244 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe, Meara...Jerry's dad did that on Seinfeld once(at the doctor, but)
Barb - Mar 05, 2010 11:27:15 am PST #12245 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
...? What the hell do they think sex is, then?
I started to say blowjobs, then realized that bjs are definitely in the "don't count" category for a lot of people.
The whole thing is stupid and I don't understand.
Liese S. - Mar 05, 2010 11:30:34 am PST #12246 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
What in the world? No idea.
Speaking of sex...meara, your facebook link totally gave me the present for the SO's birthday. And not just because the footage of gameplay is apparently simultaneous masturbation.
Barb - Mar 05, 2010 11:34:57 am PST #12247 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I'm sitting here, falling asleep at my desk.
Probably doesn't help that I'm researching Morpheus for new! story! idea.
Help! What should I think of to stay awake?
Or play?
Or... whatever.
I'm depending on you people.
Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2010 11:40:25 am PST #12248 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Washed up celebrities that went right wing
Aw, that's mean. Maintaing a career as a peformer for a couple of decades isn't a simple thing.
That said, they all seem like dicks.
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Straw poll - who thinks this is funny? Who thinks it's disturbing? Both? Would you look askance at someone who thought it was funny? [link]
That's pretty funny if you like absurd and weird. Which I happen to. I am commonly amused by that which is bent. It is decidedly disturbing.
OTOH, I wouldn't expect people to find it funny in the "Look at this amazing thing!!!" and we all crack up way. I't ain't no Only in Kenya. It's plain to me that most people aren't going to dig that.
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Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!
I would love to know what they DO consider "had sex". Oh, and what percentage of them have dogged their wives for years with a strangely clear conscience.