I remember when deadlines used to actually motivate me. Now I stare at them in terror as they whiz by, and wonder how long before my ass is grass.
/mememe
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:22:45 am PST #11268 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 11:23:36 am PST #11269 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
"I like deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make as they fly by."
---Douglas Adams.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:26:16 am PST #11270 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yeah, I was trying to riff on that in an unfunny way.
Aims - Feb 25, 2010 11:26:43 am PST #11271 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?
Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2010 11:27:05 am PST #11272 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
lisah - Feb 25, 2010 11:27:50 am PST #11273 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?
CL is on the internet?
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 11:29:13 am PST #11274 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yeah, I was trying to riff on that in an unfunny way.
Or I am sometimes dim.
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
Or that.
DavidS - Feb 25, 2010 11:32:20 am PST #11275 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Chic and pretty, brenda!
Congratulations, Stephanie!
Hil R. - Feb 25, 2010 11:35:24 am PST #11276 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Congrats, Stephanie!
Beer cookies.
I have a recipe for rum cookies. They are the greatest thing ever.
I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 11:36:21 am PST #11277 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"commitment to diversity and multiculturalism"
Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.