Riley ,'Potential'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I am a MAN! And I am 'SPLAININ!!!
Ignore everything everyone says, then accuse everyone else of being sexist to you. Follow this with some SERIOUS explaining! Teh wimminz are slow, but they will surely understand someday! Because you are a MAN! And you are SPLAININ’!
All you chicks come over here now. Bring beers.
1 - No. You bring ME a beer.
2 - And a cookie.
Beer cookies.
mmmmmm
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All you chicks come over here now. Bring beers.
1 - No. You bring ME a beer.
2 - And a cookie.
No, no. 1 - Bring me a glass of absinthe. 2 - And a cupcake. Or maybe some crackers and Brie.
You are a cupcake.
Yay, Stephanie!
You are a cupcake.
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.
mmm crackers and brie! And a glass of sparkly!
As long as we're mansplaining, I think the cupcakes should come from here:
Butch Bakery was born when David Arrick felt it was time to combine a masculine aesthetic to a traditionally cute product -the cupcake. When a magazine article mentioned that cupcakes were a combination of everything "pink, sweet, cute, and magical", he felt it was time to take action, and butch it up. He decided to create a company where "Butch meets Buttercream". David is delighted to bring this exciting culinary product to market.
Yeah, but as a man!geek, I feel compelled to point out that camouflaging cupcakes cannot be effective.