Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 10:10:12 am PST #11249 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

All you chicks come over here now. Bring beers.

1 - No. You bring ME a beer.
2 - And a cookie.

No, no. 1 - Bring me a glass of absinthe. 2 - And a cupcake. Or maybe some crackers and Brie.


Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 10:11:38 am PST #11250 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You are a cupcake.


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2010 10:11:50 am PST #11251 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yay, Stephanie!


Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 10:12:31 am PST #11252 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You are a cupcake.

My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.


lisah - Feb 25, 2010 10:16:10 am PST #11253 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

mmm crackers and brie! And a glass of sparkly!


Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:17:22 am PST #11254 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As long as we're mansplaining, I think the cupcakes should come from here:

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Butch Bakery was born when David Arrick felt it was time to combine a masculine aesthetic to a traditionally cute product -the cupcake. When a magazine article mentioned that cupcakes were a combination of everything "pink, sweet, cute, and magical", he felt it was time to take action, and butch it up. He decided to create a company where "Butch meets Buttercream". David is delighted to bring this exciting culinary product to market.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 10:27:51 am PST #11255 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, but as a man!geek, I feel compelled to point out that camouflaging cupcakes cannot be effective.


Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:28:59 am PST #11256 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.


§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 10:39:11 am PST #11257 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to see pictures of all the cupcakes. Especially the bacon one.


Barb - Feb 25, 2010 10:41:23 am PST #11258 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.

::laughs and laughs and laughs::