You are a cupcake.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 10:11:38 am PST #11250 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2010 10:11:50 am PST #11251 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yay, Stephanie!
Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 10:12:31 am PST #11252 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
You are a cupcake.
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.
lisah - Feb 25, 2010 10:16:10 am PST #11253 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
mmm crackers and brie! And a glass of sparkly!
Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:17:22 am PST #11254 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
As long as we're mansplaining, I think the cupcakes should come from here:
Butch Bakery was born when David Arrick felt it was time to combine a masculine aesthetic to a traditionally cute product -the cupcake. When a magazine article mentioned that cupcakes were a combination of everything "pink, sweet, cute, and magical", he felt it was time to take action, and butch it up. He decided to create a company where "Butch meets Buttercream". David is delighted to bring this exciting culinary product to market.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 10:27:51 am PST #11255 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, but as a man!geek, I feel compelled to point out that camouflaging cupcakes cannot be effective.
Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:28:59 am PST #11256 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 10:39:11 am PST #11257 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need to see pictures of all the cupcakes. Especially the bacon one.
Barb - Feb 25, 2010 10:41:23 am PST #11258 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.
::laughs and laughs and laughs::
erikaj - Feb 25, 2010 10:47:32 am PST #11259 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Dudes, and dudettes...he's *totally* doing all that stuff right now, and it's NFG. He just asked if I think he is less of a feminist than Sarah Palin. Right now, yes. Because she is being her usual, unheeding, chronic pain in my ass and he appears to be working rather hard at it.ETA: You know I really love feminist guys, right? And I might even like this dude, too, if he could ever stop being like "Daddy's home...we're in trouble now!"