You are a cupcake.
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
Willow ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 10:12:31 am PST #11252 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
lisah - Feb 25, 2010 10:16:10 am PST #11253 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
mmm crackers and brie! And a glass of sparkly!
Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:17:22 am PST #11254 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
As long as we're mansplaining, I think the cupcakes should come from here:
Butch Bakery was born when David Arrick felt it was time to combine a masculine aesthetic to a traditionally cute product -the cupcake. When a magazine article mentioned that cupcakes were a combination of everything "pink, sweet, cute, and magical", he felt it was time to take action, and butch it up. He decided to create a company where "Butch meets Buttercream". David is delighted to bring this exciting culinary product to market.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 10:27:51 am PST #11255 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, but as a man!geek, I feel compelled to point out that camouflaging cupcakes cannot be effective.
Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:28:59 am PST #11256 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 10:39:11 am PST #11257 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need to see pictures of all the cupcakes. Especially the bacon one.
Barb - Feb 25, 2010 10:41:23 am PST #11258 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I do wonder if anyone has pointed out to him that "Where Butch Meets Buttercream" sounds like the title of a gay porno and may not convey exactly the image he's going for.
::laughs and laughs and laughs::
erikaj - Feb 25, 2010 10:47:32 am PST #11259 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Dudes, and dudettes...he's *totally* doing all that stuff right now, and it's NFG. He just asked if I think he is less of a feminist than Sarah Palin. Right now, yes. Because she is being her usual, unheeding, chronic pain in my ass and he appears to be working rather hard at it.ETA: You know I really love feminist guys, right? And I might even like this dude, too, if he could ever stop being like "Daddy's home...we're in trouble now!"
Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2010 11:04:47 am PST #11260 of 30000
brillig
My days of diet Coke have received, if not their death knell, then their stern warning. While my hipbones have excellent density for their age, my spine is showing less than stellar resilience. Doc today said it was time to cut down on the carbonation if I wanted to avoid a future of microfractures and worse. Sigh.
brenda m - Feb 25, 2010 11:05:39 am PST #11261 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
New hair! [link] I'll try for a better pic when I get home.