I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 21, 2010 2:33:37 pm PST #10654 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See, this is why I'm skeptical:

until engorgement subsides. This will usually be within one to two days.

Because 1-2 days is about when it would usually go away on its own, one way or another. OTOH, how much does a cabbage cost, $2-3? So I can't really see the harm in trying either.


DavidS - Feb 21, 2010 2:34:04 pm PST #10655 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Plus, instant coleslaw.


Hil R. - Feb 21, 2010 2:40:35 pm PST #10656 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. My right shoulder is hurting in exactly the way my left shoulder did when there was calcification in the joint. I really do not need this now.


P.M. Marc - Feb 21, 2010 2:41:22 pm PST #10657 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cabbage is cheap. IIRC, some decongestants can help with the dry out, too.


smonster - Feb 21, 2010 2:42:28 pm PST #10658 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Whoo! If smonster stops by, I am proud to announce that I have recruited my friend L. for Historic Green! Hec's met her, she was Tom's boss's wife (she is still M's wife, but M is no longer Tom's boss.)

Hell yes!

ION, uh, I can haz boyfriend. Meep! I swear I think I invented him, he's so awesome. In all the myriad ways KBD was wrong, he is oh so right. And he is just as into me as I am into him. ::pinches self::


Nora Deirdre - Feb 21, 2010 2:45:02 pm PST #10659 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And he is just as into me as I am into him. ::pinches self::

Is as it should be! Excellent.


Aims - Feb 21, 2010 2:45:53 pm PST #10660 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, Empress... did Jilli and I score the most amazing find for you today. I'm going to put it in the mail on Monday.

::cackles gleefully::

ETA: No, we did not randomly run into Daniel Radcliffe and stuff him into my trunk. No room.

Woohoo!! I am such a lucky girl to be getting a camel of my very own!! Thanks, ladies.


Barb - Feb 21, 2010 2:49:24 pm PST #10661 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Woohoo!! I am such a lucky girl to be getting a camel of my very own!! Thanks, ladies.

Alas, the camel didn't cooperate either, however, the giftie is absolutely perfect.


Barb - Feb 21, 2010 2:50:27 pm PST #10662 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Rice Krispies:

ND so glad that it's not anything beyond gall stones, painful and obnoxious as those can be.

And smonster, YAY! You should have someone as into you as you are into them. Both literally and metaphorically.


Aims - Feb 21, 2010 2:56:51 pm PST #10663 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I can't wait!! I love getting gifties! I wore one of the ten jillion awesome scarves java got me to the movies tonight.