Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2009 11:34:32 am PDT #638 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I just peeked in the oven, and some of the cobbler-cupcakes have risen up in rebellion and overflowed the top of their proscribed cup.

Since the result you describe means there is now more cobbler than you expected, I fail to see the downside.

They don't want to come out of the pan properly (or at all), since the fruit sinks to the bottom and then it sticks to the pan (which, believe me, I sprayed the hell out of). I am somewhat displeased at the structural failure of the things, but they do taste good.


tommyrot - Jul 24, 2009 11:42:45 am PDT #639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes cats do things that don't make sense. Like kill a crocodile.

Leopard savaging a crocodile caught on camera

A series of incredible pictures taken at a South African game reserve document the first known time that a leopard has taken on and defeated one of the fearsome reptiles.
The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park.

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.

A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile's huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.

Mr Brindley said: 'I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.

"It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.

"I drove away, elated in disbelief. It may have been the most amazing thing I've ever seen."


Barb - Jul 24, 2009 11:47:23 am PDT #640 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

I just made a very good Indian/Mexican bastardization. Cubed porked tenderloin that had been marinated in apple bourbon and sauteed it along with a chopped Vidalia, then threw on a jar of store-bought tikka masala sauce. In lieu of naan, had tortillas and some sour cream.

Om nom nom nom...


-t - Jul 24, 2009 11:47:31 am PDT #641 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That leopard's name: Inigo Montoya.


Liese S. - Jul 24, 2009 12:11:11 pm PDT #642 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Mmm. That sounds delicious.

Err, Barb's dish, that is, not the crocodile. Although I don't know, I've never eaten crocodile. It might be scrumptiousness itself for all I know, but I somehow doubt I will find out.

In other nom news, I am on attempt number two to make white pizza today. We are trying to create the nom that is the white pizza of northern Ohio of my childhood, as done to perfection by Champion Chicken & Pizza.

It's not an alfredo or a pesto; it has no sauce at all. Olive oil, coarse salt, lots of black pepper. Tons of cheese, italian sausage, mushrooms, banana peppers, more cheese.

Somehow, no one else makes it just like this except northeastern Ohio. I've cajoled various specialty pizza places into trying to make it for me, but so far with no win. We tried making it earlier this summer and were close.

This attempt has more black pepper, proper coarse salt, and hotter banana peppers. It is in the oven now. We shall see.


Barb - Jul 24, 2009 12:21:41 pm PDT #643 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

This attempt has more black pepper, proper coarse salt, and hotter banana peppers. It is in the oven now. We shall see.

White pizza! YUM! The one that Zeppe's used to make had a lot of garlic with the oil in the base.


Liese S. - Jul 24, 2009 12:32:12 pm PDT #644 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, garlic! Garlic might be what we're missing.

I forgot you were from up there; you're one of the few people who can appreciate my deep and abiding need for white pizza!


§ ita § - Jul 24, 2009 12:57:08 pm PDT #645 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god. There's a site about tweets about taking a dump. What is with people and the oversharing? And then the making a buck off other people oversharing?


Ginger - Jul 24, 2009 1:29:17 pm PDT #646 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Although I don't know, I've never eaten crocodile.

I've eaten alligator, and it does taste like chicken, or at least like chicken cooked with fish.


-t - Jul 24, 2009 1:33:23 pm PDT #647 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have a mental tag on alligator i that claims it tastes like veal, but I think it's really just that, when I tried it, it had been battered and fried and so tasted mostly of fried batter like a veal cutlet.