Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 23, 2009 8:20:00 am PDT #5168 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

(Yes, I know for a fact that many "best used by" dates err on the side of caution, so there's some wiggle room if you're, say, a month past on some items, but it's better to err on the side of caution WHEN SOMETHING IS TWO YEARS OUT OF DATE.)

My mom used to buy me variety packs of Breakfast Squares. I liked the cinnamon best, so always ate that one first. When I got to the chocolate squares of one pack I discovered it was like a brick, and we found out the box's sell-by date was over a year and a half before. Yet the cinnamon square from that box hadn't been noticeably stale at all. Gave mea better understanding of why people used to travel hundreds of miles to trade spices.

I think I'm a hoarder with regard to my videotape collection, but at least I incorporated it nicely into my living room decor.


brenda m - Aug 23, 2009 8:22:35 am PDT #5169 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

When I got to the chocolate squares of one pack I discovered it was like a brick, and we found out the box's sell-by date was over a year and a half before.

When we were setting up for my dad's 70th b-day party we were putting out hors d'oeurves and I grabbed a big summer sausage from his fridge to add to the mix - and then knowing him as I do I thought to check the best by date. It expired in 2005.


Pix - Aug 23, 2009 8:26:25 am PDT #5170 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

A couple of years ago we were at Drew's parents' house, and his mom sent him out to the garage to grab a soda. He found a Coke that was covered in Olympics graphics. The 1980 Olympics. Seriously, we were both speechless.


Connie Neil - Aug 23, 2009 8:34:20 am PDT #5171 of 30001
brillig

Do you know what some Coke collectors would pay for a vintage can with Olympic graphics? Two groups with priority issues. Some pay more for the full can, too.


Jesse - Aug 23, 2009 8:40:17 am PDT #5172 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When we were setting up for my dad's 70th b-day party we were putting out hors d'oeurves and I grabbed a big summer sausage from his fridge to add to the mix - and then knowing him as I do I thought to check the best by date. It expired in 2005.

Oh yeah, my grandmother has (or at least, had) stuff that old in her freezer. She has a total Depression mentality about food, but doesn't actually cook much any more.


Sue - Aug 23, 2009 8:42:10 am PDT #5173 of 30001
hip deep in pie

My key lime pie is a key LAME pie. The whipped cream is lame, the custard is lame (and I'm pretty sure the zest should be adding texture) and the crust is tasty, but lame. I'll chalk it up to a learning experience.


Barb - Aug 23, 2009 8:55:20 am PDT #5174 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Zest? In Key lime pie? Huh.


lisah - Aug 23, 2009 8:57:50 am PDT #5175 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh man, I feel like I've been so out of it. My home computer died and I now share an office at work. Internet time has dropped dramatically. I miss it here! Hi everybody!

Anyway, I'm glad sarameg had a good time at my b'day party! I love putting my people together!!! I am not as hungover today from the awesome margaritas as some people in this house are but I'm moving pretty slowly.

Jenp! That is very exciting about your impending move!! When you have a chance, email me and we can talk about possible good housing options for you! And maybe plan a get-together when you're in Bel Air for training.


sarameg - Aug 23, 2009 9:03:29 am PDT #5176 of 30001

Hah! How late did things go? I was safe to drive, so unsurprisingly no hangover happened here. Those were remarkable margaritas.

You are Ambassador for Baltimore, you know?

Really ought to attack the dustbunnies or the bush. Hrmph. Not feeling either.

Oh, lunch!


Sue - Aug 23, 2009 9:11:23 am PDT #5177 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Zest? In Key lime pie? Huh.

4 teaspoons of it!

ETA: I was following the America's Test Kitchen Recipe, but even my Pie and Pastry Bible recipe has 1.5 teaspoons of zest. next time, however, I am going way easy on the zest.