You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 28, 2009 4:16:51 pm PST #27711 of 30001

I've been pointing out FOR YEARS that my underwire would make an excellent weapon. God knows they've tried to kill me on occasion.

Some time ago, I had a vivid dream about a bomb being made from fluids found inside security, namely from the cleaning crews and various restaurant stuff. It's not far-fetched if someone gets creative. Which is why I resent taking my shoes off and consider it mostly a joke.


Liese S. - Dec 28, 2009 4:17:22 pm PST #27712 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Which is great in the winter and not so great come July.

Hee. I skimmed the quote text and thought you were talking about flying in jumpsuits. I was trying to work out why July jumpsuits would be okay.

I am sitting and doing nothing and I really need not to be but I can't seem to shake it.

Actually what I want to do is come see you and then go over to the Rose Bowl parade on New Years. Odds are better that I'll continue to sit here and do nothing.


Sue - Dec 28, 2009 4:20:12 pm PST #27713 of 30001
hip deep in pie

My plan is NSM an austerity budget, but to do some regular retirement savings which I stopped when I bought my house. But pretty much, the same thing.


Vortex - Dec 28, 2009 4:22:08 pm PST #27714 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hell, any fountain pen can be a formidable weapon.


beth b - Dec 28, 2009 4:24:06 pm PST #27715 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Hell, any fountain pen can be a formidable weapon.

or CD/DVD

or keys


Kat - Dec 28, 2009 4:24:52 pm PST #27716 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Actually what I want to do is come see you and then go over to the Rose Bowl parade on New Years. Odds are better that I'll continue to sit here and do nothing.

Oooh DO IT! But instead of seeing the parade, it's more fun to go to the float viewing at the end of the parade where you get to get up close and personal with the floats.


sarameg - Dec 28, 2009 4:25:08 pm PST #27717 of 30001

OK, Sue, you just reminded me I'm still contributing to my retirement at a pretty high rate and if I need to, I could decrease it. I forget it is there, since I don't see it in my bank (and I check my paystubs maybe a couple times a year.)


Kat - Dec 28, 2009 4:25:14 pm PST #27718 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

"Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right." - Ani (of course)


smonster - Dec 28, 2009 4:26:42 pm PST #27719 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pretty soon it'll be a Con Air-type setup.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2009 4:30:05 pm PST #27720 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hell, any fountain pen can be a formidable weapon.

or CD/DVD

or keys

Those won't take a plane down, though, now that the cockpit doors are lockable and made of granite/bulletproof-ium/whatever. If you can't get through to the flight crew, you can't kill them and down the plane.

If all you have back in coach is a fountain pen, you can't blow shit up, so you might as well play sudoku with it.