I wonder who gets to play Darth Vader at events like that? It must be one of the coolest gigs ever to stride along ominously. And not be Darth Cheney.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
On the Jen FCM, you know I love Garner, but might marry Anniston just to get her off the market and stop all of those articles about how she's so single and desperate.
but might marry Anniston just to get her off the market and stop all of those articles about how she's so single and desperate.
Careful saying stuff like that. Judging by the number of times she seems to show up on the covers of publications in the grocery store check-out lane, tomorrow there could be large headlines declaring "Anniston, Jesse's Girl?" featuring your comment taken out of context.
That would be hilarious. Also, her personal chef had a thing in Oprah Magazine, and the food looked really good, so I think I'm in!
C Davenport, F Gyllenhall, and M Bamber.
C Marguiles, F Bisset, and M Lynch.
C Anniston, F Connelly, and M Garner.
C Garland, F Harlow, and M Russell. (I do love and adore Judy Garland films, but she'd be waaaay too needy for any form of a relationship.)
But you can't portmanteau your names with the same first initial. Could be a PR problem.
But you can't portmanteau your names with the same first initial. Could be a PR problem.
That's just a bonus.
Just to even up the men and the women:
Jason Momoa
Jensen Ackles
Johnny Depp
Jeff Probst
Joshua Jackson
Justin Timberlake
I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?
My sister refers to our father as The Sperm.
You could go with The Womb?
It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.
Then I thought I might light a fire for the first time, so I tried to open the flue.
Don't give up! Fires are awesome. Err, nicely burning fires in contained spaces intended for the purpose with good ventilation and clean exhaust channels are awesome.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.