Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 12:22:00 pm PST #26792 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

On the Jen FCM, you know I love Garner, but might marry Anniston just to get her off the market and stop all of those articles about how she's so single and desperate.


Gudanov - Dec 22, 2009 12:25:39 pm PST #26793 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

but might marry Anniston just to get her off the market and stop all of those articles about how she's so single and desperate.

Careful saying stuff like that. Judging by the number of times she seems to show up on the covers of publications in the grocery store check-out lane, tomorrow there could be large headlines declaring "Anniston, Jesse's Girl?" featuring your comment taken out of context.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 12:30:07 pm PST #26794 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would be hilarious. Also, her personal chef had a thing in Oprah Magazine, and the food looked really good, so I think I'm in!


Kathy A - Dec 22, 2009 12:31:12 pm PST #26795 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

C Davenport, F Gyllenhall, and M Bamber.

C Marguiles, F Bisset, and M Lynch.

C Anniston, F Connelly, and M Garner.

C Garland, F Harlow, and M Russell. (I do love and adore Judy Garland films, but she'd be waaaay too needy for any form of a relationship.)


-t - Dec 22, 2009 12:31:41 pm PST #26796 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

But you can't portmanteau your names with the same first initial. Could be a PR problem.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 12:35:10 pm PST #26797 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But you can't portmanteau your names with the same first initial. Could be a PR problem.

That's just a bonus.


Lee - Dec 22, 2009 12:36:32 pm PST #26798 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Just to even up the men and the women:

Jason Momoa
Jensen Ackles
Johnny Depp

Jeff Probst
Joshua Jackson
Justin Timberlake


Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2009 12:36:51 pm PST #26799 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?

My sister refers to our father as The Sperm.

You could go with The Womb?


Liese S. - Dec 22, 2009 12:39:54 pm PST #26800 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.

Then I thought I might light a fire for the first time, so I tried to open the flue.

Don't give up! Fires are awesome. Err, nicely burning fires in contained spaces intended for the purpose with good ventilation and clean exhaust channels are awesome.

You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 12:41:57 pm PST #26801 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.

I figure that's something for the building to take care of, but doubt it will happen. I might send an email to the management, at least.