I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?
My sister refers to our father as The Sperm.
You could go with The Womb?
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I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?
My sister refers to our father as The Sperm.
You could go with The Womb?
It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.
Then I thought I might light a fire for the first time, so I tried to open the flue.
Don't give up! Fires are awesome. Err, nicely burning fires in contained spaces intended for the purpose with good ventilation and clean exhaust channels are awesome.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
I figure that's something for the building to take care of, but doubt it will happen. I might send an email to the management, at least.
It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.
That is an excellent point.
C-Ackles, F-Momoa, M-Depp
C-Probst, F-Timberlake, M- Jackson
C Jeff Probst
F Joshua Jackson
M Justin Timberlake
Jason Momoa
Jensen Ackles
Johnny Depp
Head go 'splody.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
Plus he may sing, if he's Dick Van Dyke.
Head go 'splody.
I am surprised to learn that I apparently have clear, simple, and strong opinions on that one.
Stewie Griffin Does Letterman's Top Ten (VIDEO)
Letterman welcomed Family Guy's Stewie Griffin to the show last night to present "The Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Child." While lines like "I just took a leak in your car. Happy Father's Day" would most likely shock unsuspecting parents, they seem so natural coming out of Stewie's mouth.
Make Drool-Worthy Bacon Cups for Your Holiday Party
When it comes to party appetizers, pigs in a blanket are yesterday's news. If you really want to wow your guests, we have two words for you: bacon cups.
Make sure you have lunch before you check out home project weblog Not Martha's post on how to make these knock-your-socks-off bacon cups, because you will get hungry. The author experimented with different ways to weave mini bacon baskets together and plop them on the bottom of a foil-lined muffin tin to hold their shape in the oven.
She went through loads of bacon and tried several methods before landing on the perfect way to make two different sized baskets. The larger size is perfect for holding a lettuce and tomato salad, while the smaller version is perfect for bite-size appetizers or finger food.
Head go 'splody.
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