I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?
My sister refers to our father as The Sperm.
You could go with The Womb?
I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown
Anya ,'Sleeper'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2009 12:36:51 pm PST #26799 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S. - Dec 22, 2009 12:39:54 pm PST #26800 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.
Then I thought I might light a fire for the first time, so I tried to open the flue.
Don't give up! Fires are awesome. Err, nicely burning fires in contained spaces intended for the purpose with good ventilation and clean exhaust channels are awesome.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 12:41:57 pm PST #26801 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
I figure that's something for the building to take care of, but doubt it will happen. I might send an email to the management, at least.
-t - Dec 22, 2009 12:43:52 pm PST #26802 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's okay 'cause it would be mostly Jesse anyway, what with how awesome she is, so we could call them Jessen.
That is an excellent point.
C-Ackles, F-Momoa, M-Depp
C-Probst, F-Timberlake, M- Jackson
brenda m - Dec 22, 2009 12:44:42 pm PST #26803 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
C Jeff Probst
F Joshua Jackson
M Justin Timberlake
Jason Momoa
Jensen Ackles
Johnny Depp
Head go 'splody.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2009 12:45:18 pm PST #26804 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You can call a chimney sweep. He'll get you all cleaned up and ready to go.
Plus he may sing, if he's Dick Van Dyke.
-t - Dec 22, 2009 12:47:04 pm PST #26805 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Head go 'splody.
I am surprised to learn that I apparently have clear, simple, and strong opinions on that one.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2009 12:50:37 pm PST #26806 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stewie Griffin Does Letterman's Top Ten (VIDEO)
Letterman welcomed Family Guy's Stewie Griffin to the show last night to present "The Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Child." While lines like "I just took a leak in your car. Happy Father's Day" would most likely shock unsuspecting parents, they seem so natural coming out of Stewie's mouth.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2009 1:06:00 pm PST #26807 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Make Drool-Worthy Bacon Cups for Your Holiday Party
When it comes to party appetizers, pigs in a blanket are yesterday's news. If you really want to wow your guests, we have two words for you: bacon cups.
Make sure you have lunch before you check out home project weblog Not Martha's post on how to make these knock-your-socks-off bacon cups, because you will get hungry. The author experimented with different ways to weave mini bacon baskets together and plop them on the bottom of a foil-lined muffin tin to hold their shape in the oven.
She went through loads of bacon and tried several methods before landing on the perfect way to make two different sized baskets. The larger size is perfect for holding a lettuce and tomato salad, while the smaller version is perfect for bite-size appetizers or finger food.
Lee - Dec 22, 2009 1:12:15 pm PST #26808 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Head go 'splody.
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