We just got the following e-mail from Facilities:

Great news, Costco has signed a one year agreement with Coca-Cola. Coke products will return on the next Costco order. Thanks for your patience during this non-coke period.

I almost want to make "Thanks for your patience during this non-Coke period" my new tag.

I almost want to make "Thanks for your patience during this non-Coke period" my new tag.

Dude. You totally did not take a bunch of people hostage and demand Coke. Go you!

Horses are horses.

Horses with horns that gore de-virginised women! Or was that just us extrapolating? Quite possibly.

Horses with horns that gore de-virginised women! Or was that just us extrapolating? Quite possibly.

I thought it was just narwhals and mimes and New Age ladies....

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I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.

I believe my dad still thinks I can (and do) frolic with unicorns. His "I disbelieve you, but subtly" face was impressive when I told him this.

"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."

Can't remember where that came from ....

Best part of working at home (besides wine with lunch)? Surprise presents!

I was really starting to regret not getting a Christmas tree this year.

But then I got two things delivered today, from two different people, who don't know each other.

One box was a small potted Christmas tree. The other? An ornament.

It's like "The Gift of the Magi" in reverse. And full of awesomeness.

"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."

Well, really you just need the one virgin, don't you? So if you can get one unicorn you can get a herd. Unless there's some one unicorn per virgin rule.

Hopefully, a virgin used as unicorn bait is still a virgin at the end of the procedure....

Horses are horses.

Of course, of course.