Horses are horses.
Horses with horns that gore de-virginised women! Or was that just us extrapolating? Quite possibly.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 1:12:01 pm PST #24480 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:13:20 pm PST #24481 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Horses with horns that gore de-virginised women! Or was that just us extrapolating? Quite possibly.
I thought it was just narwhals and mimes and New Age ladies....
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Cass - Dec 11, 2009 1:13:51 pm PST #24482 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.
I believe my dad still thinks I can (and do) frolic with unicorns. His "I disbelieve you, but subtly" face was impressive when I told him this.
Toddson - Dec 11, 2009 1:15:15 pm PST #24483 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."
Can't remember where that came from ....
megan walker - Dec 11, 2009 1:16:09 pm PST #24484 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Best part of working at home (besides wine with lunch)? Surprise presents!
I was really starting to regret not getting a Christmas tree this year.
But then I got two things delivered today, from two different people, who don't know each other.
One box was a small potted Christmas tree. The other? An ornament.
It's like "The Gift of the Magi" in reverse. And full of awesomeness.
Calli - Dec 11, 2009 1:20:25 pm PST #24485 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."
Well, really you just need the one virgin, don't you? So if you can get one unicorn you can get a herd. Unless there's some one unicorn per virgin rule.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:23:18 pm PST #24486 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully, a virgin used as unicorn bait is still a virgin at the end of the procedure....
-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:27:48 pm PST #24487 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Horses are horses.
Of course, of course.
Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:28:09 pm PST #24488 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.
That's hilarious...and disturbing.
Scrappy - Dec 11, 2009 1:31:27 pm PST #24489 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You totally did not take a bunch of people hostage and demand Coke.
I would have, IJS.