"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."
Well, really you just need the one virgin, don't you? So if you can get one unicorn you can get a herd. Unless there's some one unicorn per virgin rule.
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Dec 11, 2009 1:20:25 pm PST #24485 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:23:18 pm PST #24486 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully, a virgin used as unicorn bait is still a virgin at the end of the procedure....
-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:27:48 pm PST #24487 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Horses are horses.
Of course, of course.
Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:28:09 pm PST #24488 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.
That's hilarious...and disturbing.
Scrappy - Dec 11, 2009 1:31:27 pm PST #24489 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You totally did not take a bunch of people hostage and demand Coke.
I would have, IJS.
§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 1:32:02 pm PST #24490 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's hilarious...and disturbing.
After all the work she went to, she had to commemorate it somehow. She did misjudge, however, the effect of sending cards to a group of people who were all communicating with each other more than they were communicating with her. There was a lot of "Have you checked your mail? Bwuhuh?" going around. At least she didn't send it to me at the family home.
Jesse - Dec 11, 2009 1:39:54 pm PST #24491 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tim Curry scared me in Legend; I think it was puberty and they whole sexual dance thing. But that character freaked me the fuck out. (This is way, way before I'd ever even heard of Rocky Horror.)
I saw at least part of Cabaret at a similar age and had (I imagine) a similar reaction to Joel Grey. I still think he must be creepy.
It's like "The Gift of the Magi" in reverse. And full of awesomeness.
That's so sweet!
megan walker - Dec 11, 2009 1:44:23 pm PST #24492 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I know! The ornament was actually sent by the parents of a college friend of mine (lost to ovarian cancer a few years ago). She collected all kinds of ornaments and this used to hang on their tree.
msbelle - Dec 11, 2009 1:45:13 pm PST #24493 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
This guy in the waiting room at mac's therapist is talking nonstop on his phone and loudly. I want to kill him. I happen to be reading american psycho, so that's not helping. Omg stfu sir.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:45:56 pm PST #24494 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
1st world problem - the bus I want to take hasn't moved one bit in ten minutes. Either that, or its GPS transmitter fell off.
I'd walk to the train station but my new boots have made my foot hurt.