Horses with horns that gore de-virginised women! Or was that just us extrapolating? Quite possibly.
I thought it was just narwhals and mimes and New Age ladies....
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Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:13:20 pm PST #24481 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cass - Dec 11, 2009 1:13:51 pm PST #24482 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.
I believe my dad still thinks I can (and do) frolic with unicorns. His "I disbelieve you, but subtly" face was impressive when I told him this.
Toddson - Dec 11, 2009 1:15:15 pm PST #24483 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."
Can't remember where that came from ....
megan walker - Dec 11, 2009 1:16:09 pm PST #24484 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Best part of working at home (besides wine with lunch)? Surprise presents!
I was really starting to regret not getting a Christmas tree this year.
But then I got two things delivered today, from two different people, who don't know each other.
One box was a small potted Christmas tree. The other? An ornament.
It's like "The Gift of the Magi" in reverse. And full of awesomeness.
Calli - Dec 11, 2009 1:20:25 pm PST #24485 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"I could have caught a herd of unicorns, were not the bait so rare."
Well, really you just need the one virgin, don't you? So if you can get one unicorn you can get a herd. Unless there's some one unicorn per virgin rule.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:23:18 pm PST #24486 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully, a virgin used as unicorn bait is still a virgin at the end of the procedure....
-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:27:48 pm PST #24487 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Horses are horses.
Of course, of course.
Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:28:09 pm PST #24488 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I had a friend who sent out "I am no longer a friend to unicorns" postcards when she lost her virginity.
That's hilarious...and disturbing.
Scrappy - Dec 11, 2009 1:31:27 pm PST #24489 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You totally did not take a bunch of people hostage and demand Coke.
I would have, IJS.
§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 1:32:02 pm PST #24490 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's hilarious...and disturbing.
After all the work she went to, she had to commemorate it somehow. She did misjudge, however, the effect of sending cards to a group of people who were all communicating with each other more than they were communicating with her. There was a lot of "Have you checked your mail? Bwuhuh?" going around. At least she didn't send it to me at the family home.