Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:47:56 am PDT #14377 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Commentaries," spelled as "commontaries."

My eyes! My eyes!

xpost w/ Chikat


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 9:48:07 am PDT #14378 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

faints dead away from the shame of reading such a thing

::follows the pregnant lady onto the fainting couch::

For heaven's sake, when I think about the misspellings and incorrect punctuation I see on a daily basis on MAJOR news outlets' websites. Big!BOSS needs to seriously chill.

::edited to correct my own incorrect punctuation::


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2009 9:48:45 am PDT #14379 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Commentaries," spelled as "commontaries."

faints dead away from the shame of reading such a thing

I can't really read Steph's posts anymore. I mean, she works somewhere where someone missed a type-o. Seriously y'all.

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! THE HORRER!!!!!

Also? I love you all!


smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:49:05 am PDT #14380 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

For heaven's sake, when I think about the misspellings and incorrect punctuation I see on a daily basis on MAJOR news outlet's websites. Big!BOSS needs to seriously chill.

Seriously. We have a sign up in our town that says "Yeild to Pedestrians."


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:26 am PDT #14381 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We have a sign up in our town that says "Yeild to Pedestrians."

Wait, does that mean I should "yield" to pedestrians? Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:43 am PDT #14382 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Also? I love you all!

Since 'o' is clearly evil, should that be you LUV us all?


Jessica - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:08 am PDT #14383 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, she works somewhere where someone missed a type-o. Seriously y'all.

BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!


smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:24 am PDT #14384 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

You joke, and yet people in my town get confused on this point. Not only at that intersection, though.


Kathy A - Oct 19, 2009 9:56:25 am PDT #14385 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

Only if she's lighter (which I originally typed as "liter"--hee!) than a duck. If she is, then it's a fair cop.

I was watching a History International show on King Arthur on Saturday night, and they did a very portentious sounding introduction to his castle, ending with an intonation of "Camelot." I immediately said, "It's only a model."


Amy - Oct 19, 2009 10:02:57 am PDT #14386 of 30001
Because books.

Tep, if you want his head to explode we could send him the manuscript I'm editing. In an overheard conversation, someone just "charmed" in. It's a winner, let me tell you.