We have a sign up in our town that says "Yeild to Pedestrians."
Wait, does that mean I should "yield" to pedestrians? Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.
Book ,'Serenity'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:26 am PDT #14381 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Barb - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:43 am PDT #14382 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Also? I love you all!
Since 'o' is clearly evil, should that be you LUV us all?
Jessica - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:08 am PDT #14383 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I mean, she works somewhere where someone missed a type-o. Seriously y'all.
BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!
smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:24 am PDT #14384 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
You joke, and yet people in my town get confused on this point. Not only at that intersection, though.
Kathy A - Oct 19, 2009 9:56:25 am PDT #14385 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!
Only if she's lighter (which I originally typed as "liter"--hee!) than a duck. If she is, then it's a fair cop.
I was watching a History International show on King Arthur on Saturday night, and they did a very portentious sounding introduction to his castle, ending with an intonation of "Camelot." I immediately said, "It's only a model."
Amy - Oct 19, 2009 10:02:57 am PDT #14386 of 30001
Because books.
Tep, if you want his head to explode we could send him the manuscript I'm editing. In an overheard conversation, someone just "charmed" in. It's a winner, let me tell you.
Barb - Oct 19, 2009 10:03:53 am PDT #14387 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Tep, if you want his head to explode we could send him the manuscript I'm editing. In an overheard conversation, someone just "charmed" in. It's a winner, let me tell you.
::cries and cries and cries::
Amy - Oct 19, 2009 10:05:14 am PDT #14388 of 30001
Because books.
::cries and cries and cries::
Yes indeed. It's a memoir about ... how much this guy thinks we should all believe in God, and REJECT SATAN.
Envy me. Go on.
flea - Oct 19, 2009 10:07:38 am PDT #14389 of 30001
information libertarian
Truly, the life of an editor is glamorus.
Ginger - Oct 19, 2009 10:10:37 am PDT #14390 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tell him it's a test for the writers, Teppy. It's carefully designed to see whether they have sufficient attention to detail.