Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 9:48:07 am PDT #14378 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

faints dead away from the shame of reading such a thing

::follows the pregnant lady onto the fainting couch::

For heaven's sake, when I think about the misspellings and incorrect punctuation I see on a daily basis on MAJOR news outlets' websites. Big!BOSS needs to seriously chill.

::edited to correct my own incorrect punctuation::


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2009 9:48:45 am PDT #14379 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Commentaries," spelled as "commontaries."

faints dead away from the shame of reading such a thing

I can't really read Steph's posts anymore. I mean, she works somewhere where someone missed a type-o. Seriously y'all.

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! THE HORRER!!!!!

Also? I love you all!


smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:49:05 am PDT #14380 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

For heaven's sake, when I think about the misspellings and incorrect punctuation I see on a daily basis on MAJOR news outlet's websites. Big!BOSS needs to seriously chill.

Seriously. We have a sign up in our town that says "Yeild to Pedestrians."


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:26 am PDT #14381 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We have a sign up in our town that says "Yeild to Pedestrians."

Wait, does that mean I should "yield" to pedestrians? Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 9:50:43 am PDT #14382 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Also? I love you all!

Since 'o' is clearly evil, should that be you LUV us all?


Jessica - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:08 am PDT #14383 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, she works somewhere where someone missed a type-o. Seriously y'all.

BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!


smonster - Oct 19, 2009 9:52:24 am PDT #14384 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Or "kill" them? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

You joke, and yet people in my town get confused on this point. Not only at that intersection, though.


Kathy A - Oct 19, 2009 9:56:25 am PDT #14385 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

Only if she's lighter (which I originally typed as "liter"--hee!) than a duck. If she is, then it's a fair cop.

I was watching a History International show on King Arthur on Saturday night, and they did a very portentious sounding introduction to his castle, ending with an intonation of "Camelot." I immediately said, "It's only a model."


Amy - Oct 19, 2009 10:02:57 am PDT #14386 of 30001
Because books.

Tep, if you want his head to explode we could send him the manuscript I'm editing. In an overheard conversation, someone just "charmed" in. It's a winner, let me tell you.


Barb - Oct 19, 2009 10:03:53 am PDT #14387 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Tep, if you want his head to explode we could send him the manuscript I'm editing. In an overheard conversation, someone just "charmed" in. It's a winner, let me tell you.

::cries and cries and cries::