I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Snyder ,'Showtime'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Sep 30, 2009 5:57:23 pm PDT #11676 of 30001

Hee, you're awesome - thank you.

I am in a good situation, because I'm not on a lease, and roomie is very mellow about it all. As long as I can deal with the commute, I'm not without a place to live, but that's also making me kind of slow to act. Bel Air is an easy commute, but I won't be there permanently. I just need some definitive time frame stuff from my boss, I think. And then I will force myself to deal with the logistics of moving.

If only I could blink my eyes and have it done. I'm actually looking forward to my own place again - and being in Balto. - I just wish there were Moving Fairies to handle it all.


sarameg - Sep 30, 2009 6:21:32 pm PDT #11677 of 30001

Just let me (& lisah) know when you want help!


DavidS - Sep 30, 2009 6:23:02 pm PDT #11678 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett has been diligently studying a classic reference book he received for his birthday for more than two hours.

The book? Mr. Boston's Bartending Guide.

"I'm learning about Brandy!"


Ginger - Sep 30, 2009 6:27:37 pm PDT #11679 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." ~ Fran Lebowitz


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:34:34 pm PDT #11680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000

You get a different story each time. Mine:

Your title is: “The Neurotrons”

In a dragon-filled terraformed Mars, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a female who inexplicably becomes attracted to the damaged protagonist for unstated reasons and her cleavage, culminating in eternal love professed without irony.

eta: Another one ends:

...culminating in authorial preaching through the mouths of the characters.

Heh.

eta²: How it's generated is pretty entertaining too: [link]


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:43:13 pm PDT #11681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Manga Guide to Molecular Biology

It does make molecular biology fun....


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:00:00 pm PDT #11682 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Spock posing with a 1966 Buick Riviera


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:02:59 pm PDT #11683 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perspective Cat

What’s wrong with that cat’s ear? Oh no, what’s wrong with my eyes! Ahhh!


P.M. Marc - Sep 30, 2009 7:39:01 pm PDT #11684 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Shatner in green nail polish: [link]

(Stop me from buying it someone.)


Lee - Sep 30, 2009 7:49:28 pm PDT #11685 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Tino says no.

He's like that.