Just let me (& lisah) know when you want help!
Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Sep 30, 2009 6:21:32 pm PDT #11677 of 30001
DavidS - Sep 30, 2009 6:23:02 pm PDT #11678 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emmett has been diligently studying a classic reference book he received for his birthday for more than two hours.
The book? Mr. Boston's Bartending Guide.
"I'm learning about Brandy!"
Ginger - Sep 30, 2009 6:27:37 pm PDT #11679 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." ~ Fran Lebowitz
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:34:34 pm PDT #11680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000
You get a different story each time. Mine:
Your title is: “The Neurotrons”
In a dragon-filled terraformed Mars, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a female who inexplicably becomes attracted to the damaged protagonist for unstated reasons and her cleavage, culminating in eternal love professed without irony.
eta: Another one ends:
...culminating in authorial preaching through the mouths of the characters.
Heh.
eta²: How it's generated is pretty entertaining too: [link]
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:43:13 pm PDT #11681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:00:00 pm PDT #11682 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:02:59 pm PDT #11683 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
P.M. Marc - Sep 30, 2009 7:39:01 pm PDT #11684 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lee - Sep 30, 2009 7:49:28 pm PDT #11685 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Tino says no.
He's like that.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2009 7:50:54 pm PDT #11686 of 30001
What is even happening?
Plei, it's only 8 bucks.