Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000
You get a different story each time. Mine:
Your title is: “The Neurotrons”
In a dragon-filled terraformed Mars, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a female who inexplicably becomes attracted to the damaged protagonist for unstated reasons and her cleavage, culminating in eternal love professed without irony.
eta: Another one ends:
...culminating in authorial preaching through the mouths of the characters.
Heh.
eta²: How it's generated is pretty entertaining too: [link]