"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." ~ Fran Lebowitz
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Sep 30, 2009 6:27:37 pm PDT #11679 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:34:34 pm PDT #11680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000
You get a different story each time. Mine:
Your title is: “The Neurotrons”
In a dragon-filled terraformed Mars, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a female who inexplicably becomes attracted to the damaged protagonist for unstated reasons and her cleavage, culminating in eternal love professed without irony.
eta: Another one ends:
...culminating in authorial preaching through the mouths of the characters.
Heh.
eta²: How it's generated is pretty entertaining too: [link]
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 6:43:13 pm PDT #11681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:00:00 pm PDT #11682 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 7:02:59 pm PDT #11683 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
P.M. Marc - Sep 30, 2009 7:39:01 pm PDT #11684 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lee - Sep 30, 2009 7:49:28 pm PDT #11685 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Tino says no.
He's like that.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2009 7:50:54 pm PDT #11686 of 30001
What is even happening?
Plei, it's only 8 bucks.
Polter-Cow - Sep 30, 2009 8:53:03 pm PDT #11687 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The Manga Guide to Molecular Biology
Oh my God, I love that! *adds to WishList*
Jessica - Oct 01, 2009 4:25:12 am PDT #11688 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My office is an ice box this morning. Pls send blankets and tea!