Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 30, 2009 7:53:39 am PDT #11548 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hold the phone - SOMETIMES SEX IS GOOD AND OTHER TIMES IT IS NOT, DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES. I cannot wait to see the groundbreaking scientific research behind this momentous discovery. Truly, this deserves a Nobel Prize.

Did someone get a research grant for this? Seriously? "Why do the wimmens have sex?"?!?

Answer: gotta have something to do when we stop shopping and painting our nails. Tee hee.


Amy - Sep 30, 2009 7:56:16 am PDT #11549 of 30001
Because books.

Hold the phone - SOMETIMES SEX IS GOOD AND OTHER TIMES IT IS NOT, DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Wow, I'm grateful to those researchers. I feel so enlightened now.


msbelle - Sep 30, 2009 7:58:02 am PDT #11550 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

to get money from the grown up boy man who has the job and makes the money!! next up on my wishlist - bigger boobs!

oh wait, I'm single and support myself.


Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 7:58:29 am PDT #11551 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Meanwhile, CNN is trying to take the NYT's "Women's Issues: Who Needs Relevance?" crown away with their stunning expose on Why Women Have Sex:

Not enough @@ on the planet. I could write that article easy.

Why Women Have Sex

Women have sex because we like orgasms with people we find attractive.

The End.


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 7:59:17 am PDT #11552 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Hold the phone - SOMETIMES SEX IS GOOD AND OTHER TIMES IT IS NOT, DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:06:08 am PDT #11553 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I didn't realize just how bad Obama has messed up the country in his seven months of office until I read that Newsmax article. He's messed up the economy, raised taxes, nationalized all sorts of businesses, is bungling the situation in Afghanistan that was going so smoothly, dismantled our missile defense shield, and we are now running a deficit.


Steph L. - Sep 30, 2009 8:09:32 am PDT #11554 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

we are now running a deficit.

Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???

...oh, wait.


Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:27 am PDT #11555 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.

I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:38 am PDT #11556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus according to Newsmax, conservatives are now concerned about the Constitution. Weird.

But they don't get into details about what Obama is done that is unconstitutional. Too bad there are no conservatives on the Supreme Court to uphold the constitution.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:13:07 am PDT #11557 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!

Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!