In Bitches. It's possible that proper context would require much more of this conversation from the last day, or perhaps the last several years, but who needs context?

Connie Neil -

Sadly, doctors are rarely willing to send home offending ex-internal organs so that they can be placed in easily observable and securable locations.

Strix -

It was true for me...though my excellent, but lamentably retired now, gyno promised that if it WAS a hairy teratoma, she would take a picture before she sent it to be biopsied. Or killed with fire, whatevs. (It wasn't hairy or befanged, more's the pity.)

erin_obscure -

I'm sure I can find *something* on Etsy to display in it's place.

Strix -

I'm sure there are many things more terrifying than a simple, wee teratoma on Etsy...!

ita ! in Supernatural 2 (snarking on a fanfiction):

"We've been together here for just over a year exactly. This will be our first winter..." Is this set in King's Landing????

In Natter:

Zenkitty: Note to self: don't drink plutonium.

Matt the Bruins fan: YOLO.

Where's the Goddamn like button for posts here?

From the Fan Fiction thread:

Dana: What about the right of the internet to express itself any way it damn well wants?

DebetEsse: As a denizen of Tumblr and a Tag Wrangler on AO3, I'm going to say that there's not a power in the 'verse that can stop the Internet from expressing itself any way it damn well wants.

From Natter:

msbelle: Actual quote just said to me "What the fuck is tiramisu?"

shrift: It's "pick me up with those delicious, coffee-dusted ladyfingers, baby" followed with a clarification that Marscapone is not a fish.

In Natter 72:

Pix: I will not engage with crazy wrong-headed people on the Internet.

billytea: Aw. I wanted to ask how you were doing.

brenda m: Someone in my meeting just used the term "downgrowth".

le nubian: take care to put a pillow on the table first BEFORE you bang your head against it.

sue: It would be a much better use of that pillow to smother the person who just used downgrowth.

In Natter --

Sophia: I just read a job description at work at it requires a "two year degree in word-processing studies". Is that even a thing?

msbelle: If it is a thing, it is the worst thing ever.

In Natter--

Matt the Bruins fan: We should have known that a tropical storm/hurricane sharing a name with Karen from Will & Grace would head for the largest concentration of booze available but stumble and fall before it got there.