In Natter 72:
Pix: I will not engage with crazy wrong-headed people on the Internet.
billytea: Aw. I wanted to ask how you were doing.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 28, 2013 2:39:37 am PDT #983 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
meara - Sep 30, 2013 2:21:58 pm PDT #984 of 1328
brenda m: Someone in my meeting just used the term "downgrowth".
le nubian: take care to put a pillow on the table first BEFORE you bang your head against it.
sue: It would be a much better use of that pillow to smother the person who just used downgrowth.
Steph L. - Oct 02, 2013 12:30:52 pm PDT #985 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
Sophia: I just read a job description at work at it requires a "two year degree in word-processing studies". Is that even a thing?
msbelle: If it is a thing, it is the worst thing ever.
Zenkitty - Oct 06, 2013 6:14:56 am PDT #986 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter--
Matt the Bruins fan: We should have known that a tropical storm/hurricane sharing a name with Karen from Will & Grace would head for the largest concentration of booze available but stumble and fall before it got there.
Typo Boy - Oct 08, 2013 2:31:05 pm PDT #987 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Ginger:
There's a place in the special hell for people who tell you after you've spent a lot on something that you could have done it cheaper.
Cass
They might have their own circle. But it's marked down.
DCJensen - Oct 09, 2013 9:14:06 pm PDT #988 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tom Scola, in Boxed Set:
I wanted a Danger Mouse reboot, but then I realized we already have Sherlock.
Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2013 6:51:34 pm PDT #989 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I'm beginning to think I should start a blog called "Fukushima Won't Kill You (But I'm Thinking About It)."
Cass: I'd subscribe.
Also it sounds like it should be a Fall Out Boy song title. Which is not a bad thing to me.
Toddson - Oct 29, 2013 9:07:09 am PDT #990 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I'm catching up in Boxed Set and there were some gems:
Teppy and DH on Reign:
When I saw the commercial, I asked Tim, "Wait, THE Nostradamus?"
Tim: "Is there another? Joe Nostradamus?"
And bonny on the new Dracula:
In the ballroom scene, I thought, "Wow. Vera Wang has been in business for a looooong time."
Connie Neil - Nov 01, 2013 2:26:34 pm PDT #991 of 1328
brillig
ita in Natter:
Verizon called to offer me an international calling deal. I wasn't even going to listen, because most of my international calls are Google Talk, and 12¢ a minute to JA is pretty damned good.
However, last week Google was not letting me get through, so I called on the land line--which they have now told me cost $4.35/minute.
Seriously? How can you charge that much per minute for something with no orgasms?
Typo Boy - Nov 01, 2013 10:06:29 pm PDT #992 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Me in bitches (only the setup)
So, I have no idea what her real skills are as an audiologist, but she definitely has what it takes to sell used cars.
Billytea knocks it out of the park
And shove 'em in your ear, apparently. I'M SORRY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHOULD I SPEAK UP?