Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ginger - Jul 29, 2013 11:20:48 am PDT #967 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Rick in Natter:

My parents had four kids, and I know they were disappointed to find themselves reaching old-age without any grandchildren, even though they were careful to hide it. When I called my father at age 86 to tell him he had twin grandsons on the way his response was "You're cutting it kind of close, aren't you?"


Pix - Jul 30, 2013 9:22:10 pm PDT #968 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter, I actually snorted:

Zenkitty: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain.

billytea: IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS NAME THE DAMN HORSE


WindSparrow - Aug 02, 2013 6:30:32 am PDT #969 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter:

ita_!

So turns out, apparently, no-incest boy is/has been/was an epic troll on a few of the Gawker sites, and now he's crediting me with a large part of his turnaround. I want zero credit for that, because when he turns back to the dark side, also zero responsibility.

Jesse -

Too late! Now you own him.

Steph L.

Give him a sock.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2013 2:24:34 pm PDT #970 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, but there's more...

Zenkitty: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain

billytea: IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS NAME THE DAMN HORSE

Connie Neil: The horse transcends names.

billytea: You rode through the desert on Prince?

Connie Neil: I'm sure it's not the oddest thing to ride on Prince.

billytea: Yeah, but it's a little odd to take three days. For that you really need to ride through the desert on Sting.

Zenkitty: At last, we've named the horse.


Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2013 4:21:04 am PDT #971 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: So turns out, apparently, no-incest boy is/has been/was an epic troll on a few of the Gawker sites, and now he's crediting me with a large part of his turnaround. I want zero credit for that, because when he turns back to the dark side, also zero responsibility.

Jesse: Too late! Now you own him.

Steph L.: Give him a sock.


Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2013 9:53:38 am PDT #972 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L.: I didn't realize that if pie crust dough warms up, it turns into a jerk.


Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2013 7:21:02 am PDT #973 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins: Why would a haircut be cause to cry?

Shrift: Oh, you sweet, innocent lamb.


Toddson - Aug 28, 2013 11:39:48 am PDT #974 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In bitches, Amy (to Teppy) regarding a publisher known for their erotica:

. . . if you read their product, you are down with their mission.

And Connie Neil clarifies:

To make money while pandering to the lurid tastes of the masses!


Amy - Aug 28, 2013 12:11:40 pm PDT #975 of 1328
Because books.

(I didn't actually say that part, Todd. But I can't see who did now -- someone edited, I guess.)


beekaytee - Aug 29, 2013 2:39:46 pm PDT #976 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

It was me.

Did I redact it? Huh. I don't remember doing that. I guess I'm reaaallly tired, eh?