I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Toddson - Aug 28, 2013 11:39:48 am PDT #974 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In bitches, Amy (to Teppy) regarding a publisher known for their erotica:

. . . if you read their product, you are down with their mission.

And Connie Neil clarifies:

To make money while pandering to the lurid tastes of the masses!


Amy - Aug 28, 2013 12:11:40 pm PDT #975 of 1328
Because books.

(I didn't actually say that part, Todd. But I can't see who did now -- someone edited, I guess.)


beekaytee - Aug 29, 2013 2:39:46 pm PDT #976 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

It was me.

Did I redact it? Huh. I don't remember doing that. I guess I'm reaaallly tired, eh?


WindSparrow - Sep 01, 2013 9:42:25 am PDT #977 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches. It's possible that proper context would require much more of this conversation from the last day, or perhaps the last several years, but who needs context?

Connie Neil -

Sadly, doctors are rarely willing to send home offending ex-internal organs so that they can be placed in easily observable and securable locations.

Strix -

It was true for me...though my excellent, but lamentably retired now, gyno promised that if it WAS a hairy teratoma, she would take a picture before she sent it to be biopsied. Or killed with fire, whatevs. (It wasn't hairy or befanged, more's the pity.)

erin_obscure -

I'm sure I can find *something* on Etsy to display in it's place.

Strix -

I'm sure there are many things more terrifying than a simple, wee teratoma on Etsy...!


Strix - Sep 02, 2013 5:56:04 pm PDT #978 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ita ! in Supernatural 2 (snarking on a fanfiction):

"We've been together here for just over a year exactly. This will be our first winter..." Is this set in King's Landing????


Jesse - Sep 15, 2013 5:13:25 am PDT #979 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Zenkitty: Note to self: don't drink plutonium.

Matt the Bruins fan: YOLO.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 15, 2013 5:02:17 pm PDT #980 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Where's the Goddamn like button for posts here?


Calli - Sep 18, 2013 4:07:48 pm PDT #981 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From the Fan Fiction thread:

Dana: What about the right of the internet to express itself any way it damn well wants?

DebetEsse: As a denizen of Tumblr and a Tag Wrangler on AO3, I'm going to say that there's not a power in the 'verse that can stop the Internet from expressing itself any way it damn well wants.


DavidS - Sep 24, 2013 11:56:27 am PDT #982 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

From Natter:

msbelle: Actual quote just said to me "What the fuck is tiramisu?"

shrift: It's "pick me up with those delicious, coffee-dusted ladyfingers, baby" followed with a clarification that Marscapone is not a fish.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 28, 2013 2:39:37 am PDT #983 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter 72:

Pix: I will not engage with crazy wrong-headed people on the Internet.

billytea: Aw. I wanted to ask how you were doing.