F2F quotage, get it right here!!!!
"POLAR BEAR!" - Matilda
"Gordian knot of MEN!" - SA
"My daughter: already a carnie." - JZ
"I'm a happy sandwich filling!" - PixKristin
"When are you going down?" - Cass to Peeves
"I wasn't mocking - I was celebrating!" - Laga
"I can be sad. I can be fucking sad." - A very insistent Fay
"You weren't a science experiment. You were a sociology experiment." - Father of Reason
"A Boner Day?" - ??
"Huh huh. He said 'hung'." - ??
"If someone's going to pay me $50 to shove my tongue down someone's throat, why wouldn't I do it?" - Vortex
"I think you're the nicest bunch of Tim Burton refugees I've met in a long time!" - Father of Reason
"I'm just going to hide my head here and pet your wife." - Cass
"She wants to peg you." - meara to Pete re: SA
"You are literally about to stick her drink up your kilt." - NoiseDesign to PixKristin
"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." - a discussion re: The Empress' ladybits
"Sean is getting naked." - ?? "Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - Trudy
"Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" - Lillian and Matilda, backed up by the Awesome Brunch Chorus of Awesome Singers
"I suspect that even if they weren't naked, it would still be gay." - Frankenbuddha, re: The Gordian Knot of Men
"Now, are you done defiling my computer?" - Scola, re: The Gordian Knot of Men
"As long as he doesn't sit on my face, 'cos then there would be lots of sneezing." - ?? (no context for you!)
"I only see one hand, Sean." - ??
"I taste like potato chips." - Vortex
"Vortex's rack? It conquers worlds." - ??
"Sean, you have to put your shirt back on, because I have to interact with you normally." - PixKristin
"meara! We have to set stuff on fire! But first we must make out!" - SA
"Too much candy, not enough bondage!" - erin_obscure
"Jilli was chewing on Fay." - ?? "No, I was eating candy!" - Jilli
"It's made of evil. Delicious evil!" - Fay (re: Fernet, right?)
"Cats and jams and drills and everything bad!" - Fay
"It only takes one Goth bear, honey!" - Trudy
"Matt will travel for ass." - meara
"CHAOS!" - juliana's war cry
"Sexual dimorphism is what it's all about!" - SailAweigh
"Excuse me, I'm going to go hit on my twin." - juliana, re: smonster
"Scola is a one stop snog shop!" - Pete
"NO WALL! Now we do shots!" - juliana at 3 a.m.
"Your name is Suzy." - SA "How can we tell?" - dcp "Mmmm, there's writhing." - SA, re: meara in a fanfic
"You learn a lot about what you missed by looking at the quote board." - Vortex
"Yes, Kimpton WiFi, thank you, I know. Now give me what I want!!!" - omnis_audis
"I love that one, and that one, and that one.... Oh my god, I love everybody. This must be what it's like to do ecstasy." - Laga
"It's like the Catwoman of Arthurian legend." - -t, on "Merlin"
"If we're hiding it in juliana's room, we're effectively hiding it in juliana." - Peeves, re: booze (I'm assuming)
"Do I have to be Bernie Mac just 'cuz I'm black??" - Vortex
"If you love me, you'll snog all the women." - NoiseDesign
"I can't trust you for anything but ass-grabbing and trouble." - Pete, to ND
"When the Matrix starts to fail, it'll be right here." - Pete "In your PANTS??" - meara