'Serenity'
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In Bitches, Scrappy with the setup, and billytea for the win
She just sent my Jewish husband and atheist self a Christmas card which wished us "more Jesus in your life." Really? REALLY?Send her a reply saying that sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offence.
Ginger also had a pretty good response to Scrappy:
Honey, you can keep the Jesus. You need it more.
In Boxed Set:
Dana: Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, and Michael Gambon are combining to make one wizard-telepathic-mutant British starship captain.
Jesse - The "wrong" names make me irrationally angry. I'm going to go up to some Girl Scouts on the street and yell "Two Samoas and one Trefoil!!!"
...and then I'll go to Starbucks and order a medium coffee.
billytea, in Natter.
There are plenty of sites devoted to odd-looking animals (such as my sister's wedding photos on flickr).
In Natter, ita ! has opinions on Judge Dredd's sexuality:
Someone on IO9 is excoriating me for being a perv who wants Judge Dredd gay because I have established a long history of forcing sexual attraction readings and fanfic onto canon. The conversation? "Judge Dredd is too fascist to not be asexual." "Why would fascism make you asexual? Here is a book with famous fascist sexual perverts" "Oh, so now you're saying all fascists are gay? Are all environmentalists furries?" "No, I said they can have erections." "FANFIC PERVErT" "Hitler and Lenin had sex drives" "STOP SHUTTING DOWN DISCOURSE WITH FAKE GAY" "I think I need to go now."
In Natter:
Cashmere sets it up: "And tomorrow, I get to jump in a frozen lake!..."
And Le Nubian hits it out of the park: "OMG that is super cool."
erikaj: And I should either be at a doctor's appointment or sitting around going "Nope. Not walking today, either." But still manage to have the kind of attitude that lights up a room, like crips on TV have.
Windsparrow in Buffista Fic:
Good gravy, do people actually lave things in fic? I'd sooner resort to making manhoods throb.
In Natter:
Matt the Bruins fan: Kind of hard for me to forget my first - I got hit in the jaw with a piece of rebar in prekindergarten and swallowed the tooth that it knocked out.
Polgara What was your prekindergarten called, Thunderdome Preschool?