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I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Consuela - Sep 28, 2012 11:54:01 am PDT #893 of 1328

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita ! in Boxed Set:

TV physics clearly indicates that planes are propelled through the air by constant conversion of fuel to thrust, and if that stops, they plummet like a stone. Also, if pilots stop paying attention (like, lose consciousness), this also causes gravity to trump everything and suck the planes directly and immediately downwards, with a spiral at best, but more typically lead weight plummeting from great height behaviour.

Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2012 10:14:27 am PDT #894 of 1328

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

In Natter:

Jesse: I still don't care about baseball.

DavidS: Well, you better learn to fake it if you're dating in Boston.

Gudanov: And you should pretend to care about baseball too.

Burrell - Oct 07, 2012 12:33:36 pm PDT #895 of 1328

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

amych: We could probably come up with a whole thread of egg-separating tricks, but I'm not proposing it because a) bureaucracy and b) clearly, CLEARLY, belongs in Minearverse.

Calli - Oct 10, 2012 3:44:33 am PDT #896 of 1328

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches:

Shir: Gravity was trying to hide my sticky-notes on the floor, behind the computer at work. Gravity's a bitch.

Sue: Better watch what you say, Shir, Gravity will take you down.

Cass - Oct 16, 2012 8:11:40 pm PDT #897 of 1328

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

During the Presidential Debates, in Natter

Nora: IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY THAT WOMEN COULD TAKE CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES AND MAKE DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES SO THAT UNWANTED PREGNANCIES COULD BE AVOIDED.

Jessica: Nora, you seem angry. That time of the month?

-t - Oct 19, 2012 6:37:16 pm PDT #898 of 1328

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In Boxed Set

Steph L.: Plato probably fought crime by night.

Calli: We know he had a cave.

Zenkitty - Oct 21, 2012 3:18:10 pm PDT #899 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter:

Consuela: Me, I've been baking like a fiend.

billytea:

Heat brimstone-fuelled oven to "Hellfire".

Pour devil's food cake into nonstick pan.

Sprinkle with desecrated coconut.

Bake for 1 hour.

AND THEN MY CAKE SHALL RISE!!

Trudy Booth - Oct 22, 2012 7:23:11 pm PDT #900 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Is there ever a time when you can use decimate properly?

Jessica: Florida's policies regarding ex-felons have decimated their voter registrations?

Jesse - Oct 28, 2012 3:03:23 pm PDT #901 of 1328

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

le nubian: What I don't understand is that Sandy is supposed to be the good girl, and Rizzo is the one to watch out for.

quester - Oct 29, 2012 2:42:07 pm PDT #902 of 1328

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

billytea in Natter:

Old Russian saying, I learned from a Robin Williams movie: "Expect the worst, hope for the best."

Yep, that sounds like just about the right attitude to adopt going into a Robin Williams movie.

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