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Cass - Oct 16, 2012 8:11:40 pm PDT #897 of 1328

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

During the Presidential Debates, in Natter

Nora: IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY THAT WOMEN COULD TAKE CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES AND MAKE DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES SO THAT UNWANTED PREGNANCIES COULD BE AVOIDED.

Jessica: Nora, you seem angry. That time of the month?

-t - Oct 19, 2012 6:37:16 pm PDT #898 of 1328

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In Boxed Set

Steph L.: Plato probably fought crime by night.

Calli: We know he had a cave.

Zenkitty - Oct 21, 2012 3:18:10 pm PDT #899 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter:

Consuela: Me, I've been baking like a fiend.

billytea:

Heat brimstone-fuelled oven to "Hellfire".

Pour devil's food cake into nonstick pan.

Sprinkle with desecrated coconut.

Bake for 1 hour.

AND THEN MY CAKE SHALL RISE!!

Trudy Booth - Oct 22, 2012 7:23:11 pm PDT #900 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Is there ever a time when you can use decimate properly?

Jessica: Florida's policies regarding ex-felons have decimated their voter registrations?

Jesse - Oct 28, 2012 3:03:23 pm PDT #901 of 1328

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

le nubian: What I don't understand is that Sandy is supposed to be the good girl, and Rizzo is the one to watch out for.

quester - Oct 29, 2012 2:42:07 pm PDT #902 of 1328

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

billytea in Natter:

Old Russian saying, I learned from a Robin Williams movie: "Expect the worst, hope for the best."

Yep, that sounds like just about the right attitude to adopt going into a Robin Williams movie.

§ ita § - Oct 31, 2012 1:00:45 pm PDT #903 of 1328

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Context is really flexible on this one:

yes, it is amusing we are having this discussion. but put my level of surprise at zero.

LeN, in Natter 70.

amych - Nov 01, 2012 6:21:04 pm PDT #904 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Calli: I get ads saying not to vote for the House incumbent because he went to college where he learned to hate America. Just like Obama. Hand to Gaia, the ad literally says that.

billytea: It's a surprisingly popular major!

amych - Nov 01, 2012 6:22:19 pm PDT #905 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And still more about the silly season:

Teppy: I DEEPLY resent seeing both political ads AND Christmas commercials. I'd like to get through politician-buying season before I start buying Christmas presents.

Strix - Nov 04, 2012 2:35:39 pm PST #906 of 1328

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Natter:

Dana: Nothing quite like getting a collect call from a jail. No, I don't know who it was, and no, I didn't accept the charges.

Tom Scola: Scratches Dana off the list.

Dana: Well, Tom, next time you have to enunciate. Being arrested is no excuse.

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