In Bitches - out of deference to someone else's family drama, leaving out the bigger context. These lines are still funny on their own.
smonster:
So, what does the fashionable zombie mother of the groom wear these days?
bonny:
"Oh. This old rag?"
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Dec 01, 2011 1:25:04 am PST #758 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
JZ - Dec 03, 2011 7:14:32 am PST #759 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Bitches - conversation still ongoing, so there's still time to catch it live:
Hil R.:
I had an odd conversation today. I was talking to someone who I generally consider very intelligent. We were talking about Christmas carols. She's also Jewish. She said that Silent Night and O Come All Ye Faithful weren't religious songs. I said, "Huh?" She said that they're not songs about Jesus, they're just songs about Christmas. I said "Huh?" again. Finally, I asked her to sing the songs. She sang, "Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace." And "O come all ye faithful, la la la la la la, o come ye, o come ye, la la la la" I may never stop rolling my eyes at this.
meara:
I can almost see the Silent Night thing the way she's singing it...but what faithful, exactly, does she think are being referred to, if not religious?
Cass:
Weeding out adulterers?
Yeah, I have no idea.
meara:
O Come, All Ye Faithful, Herman Cain not welcome, O Come Ye O Come Ye (but only with your spouse).
Strix - Dec 03, 2011 11:52:36 am PST #760 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
From Boxed Set (edit for teh funny...)
ita ! - I did recently see some people saying that they thought brie tasted like semen...
...
Matt the Bruins fan - I think the people in question need to rethink either the grocery stores they shop at or the men they've been dating.
WindSparrow - Dec 08, 2011 5:31:21 am PST #761 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
Jilli:
I would like to cry, take a nap, and have someone bring me tasty food, cupcakes, and booze.
Connie Neil:
Some days the most appropriate reaction is to lay down in the middle of the floor, kick your feet, and scream.
But then the cat comes in and looks at you funny.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 5:58:18 pm PST #762 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger in Natter:
I'd be more inclined to believe in spontaneous human combustion if it occurred in meetings.
Strix - Dec 13, 2011 7:55:08 am PST #763 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cashmer, in Natter:
Yes, lady bits are horrible with the upkeep. Fun to drive, not fun to own. They're like Jaguars.
smonster - Dec 14, 2011 10:23:44 am PST #764 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Matt tBF in Movies, musing on retroactive distaste for Tom Cruise:
I can still enjoy watching Cruise in Inteview with the Vampire but perhaps it's that the role of a vain, predatory monster that's desperate to maintain relevance to changing times by latching on to his younger victims and building a pseudo-family with them doesn't conflict that much with my off-camera impression of him.
Beverly - Dec 15, 2011 4:56:28 pm PST #765 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
ChiKat, in Bitches:
My personal fav is "I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."
Ummmm.......no.
Please note that this is not because I'm against sex toys. In fact, I am very much in favor of them. However:
1) This was an initial email. Not exactly nice to meet you conversation.
2) 6,000??? Really?? That's a serious monetary investment. And, let's do the math. Assume you were to use 3 per day. That's still several YEARS worth of toys.
3) And this is my biggest issue, how many used them before me? Not enough ngah in the world.
Tom Scola - Dec 16, 2011 5:35:40 am PST #766 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Steph:
I work in the pixel mines every day! Those pixels are heavy! SO HEAVY.
I threw out my back kerning one day. It's brutal.
Glamcookie - Dec 21, 2011 7:31:23 am PST #767 of 1328
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Perkins in Natter:
Holy shit did today suck.
You guys should be glad my home Internet is outt, so I can only do an iPhone's worth of whining.